Ace Ventura

An unfortunate situation for when you go to visit a girl and think you're onto a sure thing. You're then bitterly disappointed to be informed that 'When (mother) nature calls' and its the wrong time of the month.

Guy 1: so how'd it go with that girl last weekend?!

Guy 2: mate. Absolutely Ace Ventura'd...

Guy 1: *moment of silence*

by boyhardy April 24, 2014

ventrillo

Program used to for verbal communication between teammates in the game Battlefield 1942.

"I can fucking type fast enough, let's use ventrillo."

by Herbie Hancock June 30, 2004

Ventura Surfer

Surfers from ventura who think they are cool because they can surf 3 foot waves

dude, that fag's such a ventura surfer. He would die in costa rica

by Jackasss January 10, 2008

ventrification

The purification of vent gases. Most often associated with odor removal in plumbing vent stacks or "stink pipes" by vent pipe filters.

The ventrification of all the schools in our district led to a decrease in greenhouse gas emissions.

The overall result was a cleaner odor free environment more conducive to a healthier and more enjoyable learning experience.

by SewerOdor April 9, 2008

Rusty Venture

Jacking off until your dick becomes red and wrinkly.

I gave myself a Rusty Venture after finding my stash of old porno in the attic.

by kloud7 November 24, 2010

Rusty Venture

When you masturbate so much that your dick gets red and dried out.

He's going home alone tonight, looks like he's gonna pull a rusty venture!

by Hank&Dean November 25, 2010

Rusty Venture

When you jerk off so much your dick gets red and sore.

It's been so long since I've had a girlfriend that all I have now is a Rusty Venture.

by BrockSamsonsBlueBalls November 25, 2010