That nigga varindra jheez
by Varindra June 11, 2014
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by novmen October 27, 2014
Get the Varwom mug.a really cute guy who knows how to respect his girlfriends and has a good amount of close friends. he’s super caring and always looks after others before himself. he’s humble and smart, and just a gentlemen. Yet, he is very quite around parents and people who he doesn’t know.
“look at varn, he’s so cute with his girlfriend but why is he not talking to anyone else?”
“dang he’s cute”
“dang he’s cute”
by bitchesruletheworld July 20, 2019
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If your friends with Varissa you better hold her and never let her go as she is one of a kind, when ever you’re sad she will comfort you as much as possible.
If you ever meet Varissa your very lucky as it is rumoured that only 1 can be in the world at a time.
If you ever get with a Varissa you should always treat her with respect at they are one in a kind.
If your friends with Varissa you better hold her and never let her go as she is one of a kind, when ever you’re sad she will comfort you as much as possible.
If you ever meet Varissa your very lucky as it is rumoured that only 1 can be in the world at a time.
If you ever get with a Varissa you should always treat her with respect at they are one in a kind.
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Varissa: Hey what is wrong?
Friend 1: My boyfriend just broke up with me.
Varissa: Oh my god, don’t worry he wasn’t worth it anyway.
Varissa: Hey what is wrong?
Friend 1: My boyfriend just broke up with me.
Varissa: Oh my god, don’t worry he wasn’t worth it anyway.
by Notyourman December 30, 2019
Get the varissa mug.A type of orgasm, which is at least ten times more extreme than any other ordinary orgasm. Typically given by a guy, who goes by the name of Varga. Most likely received on Vargawednesday.
by Köcsög October 12, 2022
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An excerpt from Mule Variations'-
Get Behind the Mule
Punctuated birds on the power line
In a Studebaker with the Birdie Joe Joaks
I'm diggin' all the way to China
With a silver spoon
While the hangman fumbles with the noose, boy
The hangman fumbles with the noose
Got to get behind the Mule
In the morning and plow
Get Behind the Mule
Punctuated birds on the power line
In a Studebaker with the Birdie Joe Joaks
I'm diggin' all the way to China
With a silver spoon
While the hangman fumbles with the noose, boy
The hangman fumbles with the noose
Got to get behind the Mule
In the morning and plow
by Frank Rider August 23, 2009
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Roger's girlfriend gives the wettest, sloppiest head. It always leaves him dripping with Wood Varnish.
by Eaton Holgoode May 19, 2015
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