valeria

It is a fake disease that can be transmitted easily by sharing water, etc. Can be mistaken for a STD or malaria. Used to trick unsuspecting friends into not mooching your food and shit.

"Bro I can't share my gatorade I have valeria"
"Wait dude, is it like malaria or something?"

by Steven B. May 26, 2005

Valasi

The coolest friend you’ll ever have. She’s introverted but is very interesting once you get to meet her. She loves films and shows, she probably edits too. Loves milfs <3 Tall and beautiful person with great music taste. Also very kind person!

Jo: hey who’s that cool person?
mama: that’s Valasi!

by yanfeimybeloved February 18, 2022

Valerie

A wonderful person who is undoubtedly smart and hard working and who cares deeply for all their friends. Everyone knows and respects them. But dont let their serious expression and quietness trick you they can be extremely silly with close friends! Overall they are a great person so you better not lose a Valerie cuz you'll regret it!

Person 1: hey do you know Valerie?
Person 2 : Of course I do everyone does!
Person 1: oh man Valerie is so cool I really look up to them!
Person 2: yea me too Valerie is awesome!

by Multifandom._.bitch October 1, 2019

valacious

Someone who is being is inconsiderate or takes up unnecessary space.

Darling, you are acting incredibly valacious.

by Valaciousgal October 19, 2021

Valeria the green gun one

Valeria is a girl who has coochie lice. she finds herself snacking on it, most of the day. at school everyone knows her as the girl with coochie lice. only some really know the story of how she got coochie lice but that's a secret I'll never tell.. xoxo, pp

"did you hear that Valeria the green gun one has coochie lice?" - pp and tortillito

by THE pp ;) January 9, 2020

sir valaro volcrum

ex General of the eUS Mobile Infantry, ex Commandant of the eSouth African Shock Troopers, ex General of the Israeli Special Forces, ex Israeli Minister of Defense

Sir Valaro Volcrum, in his Godlike epicness crushed all opposition before him.

by SVV December 12, 2009

Valerie

A pretty ass bitch whos flat as fuck :) shes really nice tho ;))

cutie whos that , Valerie🥵

by DifferentUniqueNames April 4, 2019