Post-Masturbatorial Urination

The piss most men take directly after masturbating (and orgasming) that hardly ever gets in the bowl, no matter how hard you try. It may splash against the walls, get on your clothing, all over the floor around the toilet, and the toilet seat, but rarely the actual toilet bowl.

Guy1: Dude, I just masturbated
Guy2: Did you take your post-masturbatorial urination yet?
Guy1: Yeah, it was horrible, my boxers are soaked and I spent 5 minutes wiping piss off my wall with toilet paper.

by Anusfist69 December 9, 2008

unreleased urine flow

the excess pee that remains in the bladder after urinating at a urinal. For men, a possible solution to unreleased urine flow, which can cause a variety of health problems (including cancer), is to stand with pants dropped at or below the knees, or to pee sitting down. This can be problematic in public restrooms, for obvious reasons, but the long term consequences can be devastating.

The consequences of unreleased urine flow can range from a few drops of piss dribbling down the leg to full-blown bladder cancer.

by D.S. Credito March 27, 2015

urine and acetic acid

A more polite way to say the phrase, "piss and vinegar"; that is, a person or animal that is full of energy & spunk.

{Craig}: Boy, Puffin is full of the proverbial urine and acetic acid this morning, isn't he?
{Angie}: Just say piss and vinegar!

by Telephony May 22, 2016

Shit in his urinal

Used to show when someone is pissed or having a bad day; pointing out when this has occured.

Damn, Josh has been acting like a real asshole today.

I know, I wonder who shit in his urinal.

by Aesios October 31, 2009

urinal snap back

When someone is using the urinal and you pull them away momentarily then let go;sending them almost face first in the struggle to get back.

Bill almost got face planted when Al pulled a urinal snap back on him!

by incubus_pa November 19, 2010

Atlanta Urinal Constipation

An alternate name for the Atlanta Journal-Constitution.

Cynthia Tucker is a columnist for the Atlanta Urinal Constipation.

by Spicy Joker September 22, 2009

ball street urinal

Slang term for the Wall Street Journal

Although the ball street urinal occasionaly has a human interest sports story, it will not become a complete newspaper until it gets a daily sports section.

by andy1 September 24, 2006