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unijerk

No one was interested in joining my circle jerk, so I just had a unijerk.
by bulbamander222 August 18, 2012
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United Airlines

You should know this by now, if you haven't spent your time jacking off to a giraffe being born.

The airline that has three core ways to rip you off:
1) Damaging your luggage.
2) Delaying your flight for no reason at all.
3) Beating you about the head and face until you are utterly helpless.
I just got delayed in Houston for no fucking reason. Thanks, United Airlines. Piece of SHIT!
by Frannknbeans April 19, 2017
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unitedracer

An outlaw in red dead redemption who likes eating fat cats this species may simp over Wendy from gravity falls and Pacifica northwest from gravity fall also this species loves body pillows but doesn’t actually own one
Unitedracer eats fat cats
by Anonymous [75605] June 27, 2020
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Leeds United

Leeds United is something that will set you up in life so that nothing can disappoint you anymore cause it’s been doing that for all your life. It has its highs but mainly lows. Though it disappoints you, you still support it no matter what though you wish you didn’t half the time.
Wow they’re always letting me down! They’re like Leeds United
by Sksksksk Oof July 5, 2019
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The United States of America

A fictional country that first appeared in the textbooks of every primary school as a country built upon the principles of freedom and liberty.

The United States of America is often confused with the actual countries, The United Corporations of America and the country, The Divided States of Amnesiacs.

All rational scholars agree that the United States of America never existed. Saying, "if it did ever exist, it only lasted between 1 to 5 minutes in the minds and hearts of those who conceived of such a nation."

Nevertheless, a loyal following of the fantasy country still exists. Elections are held every four years for an illusionary president. And the belief that the US is the greatest nation EVER is a requirement for membership in several fanatical groups.

Recently, however, growing dissatisfaction with the fantasy of The United States of America has led many people to even doubt the fairness of democracy. With proclamations that democracy is an illusion as well. Nothing more than the tyranny of the majority and the servant of the wealthy few. In turn, this has led many to look for other imaginary countries. Countries such as Narnia, Wakanda, Loompaland even the entire Marvel Universe have experienced a rapid influx of mental migrations in an attempt to escape the reality of a fantasy nation.
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“The United States of America is the home of the free and a land under God!!”
“Good. Very good my child. Now, it is time to take your Batch-five medication, and then we’ll listen to and repeat today's Doublethink. Remember…Ignorance is Strength!"
by Wittyhandle October 19, 2021
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Hop on Unite

the act of commencing in epic straight sex while being very chad
person 1: wanna hop on unite
person2: hell yeah!
*chad stuff*
by Prince_Froggers October 4, 2021
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united beaner service

on mind of mencia; service that hires mexicans to do jobs americans don't want to do
United Beaner Service: hiring brown people to do the jobs that you dont want to do
by shane p August 23, 2006
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