Uber Hag

Super ugly, super bitchy, super nasty, super dirty, super don't-tough-it-with-a-ten {no, wait THIRTY} foot-poll, super skank girl. ;)

That girl over there is acting like a uber hag." "Amy Winehouse looks like a uber hag." "That girl is so dirty she's an uber hag.

by Uber Friend of a Uber Hag August 14, 2010

Uber Alt

An adjective used to describe someone or something that exhibits strong characteristics of being alternative or pertaining to alternative subculture.

I'm surprised Merriweather Post Pavilion cracked the Top 20 in the Billboard 200; Animal Collective is Uber Alt.

Five years ago he was listening to Maroon 5, now he's going to Mastodon concerts and dating an Uber Alt chick that has more tattoos and piercings than him.

by CaliAltBro August 14, 2010

Uber Mint

Very Fresh or Very Cool
Referring to something which is hip

My coffee this morning was uber mint.

by Airbenderboy11 September 20, 2016

Uber Whore

Usually a female who always has a need to take the front passenger seat of the Über vehicle so she can engage with the driver.

Linda is such an Über whore. She is so bad, even when it's raining, Linda waits outside to grab her seat next to the driver. It doesn't matter to her if even her boyfriend is the only other passenger! What a Uber Whore!

by meigs man November 28, 2016

uber ditch

When u call an Uber for someone & the Female gets you to pay for it and stays she’s on the way and changes the destination u been Uber Ditched

Uber Ditch u call a cab their on their way and they change destination & close their phone

by Ditchdabitch June 15, 2019

Uber yak

When you vomit on the uber ride home from a party, bar or event.

Dude, I was so hammered after the Best Coast Beer Fest that I uber yaked on the ride home.

by FreddieFred July 21, 2016

uber minute

Any time someone/something says it'll take a minute, but it takes closer to 10. (Like in the Uber app, when it says the car is a minute away, but the driver shows up 10 minutes later.)

I'll be at the bar in an uber minute.

by Uberminute January 11, 2017