tweetalicious

Someone you are following on twitter that is good enough to eat.

I have been following Michael on Twitter...ohhhh, he is so fine he is tweetalicious.

by jubu the fantastic March 20, 2009

tweature

twitter + creature. Any user or account on Twitter that is not identifiable by content as being from a human. As apposed to tweeple, a tweature is the class under which all other unclassifiables belong, including spammers, link listers, people with a small following who use twitter like a chat client exclusively for inside jokes, and any other use or service that is unreal or is impersonal.

I thought I had a following, but I was just being stalked by tweatures.

by Paul Gats March 5, 2009

tweet sheet

A pre-planned list of statements, each under 140 characters, to put out via Twitter

Johnny's tweet sheet includes 30 innane examples about how wonderful sliced bread really is.

by jjmo July 20, 2009

tweetarrhea

A condition caused by sending too many status updates on a social network over a short period of time. See tweet diarrhea

Dude, 45 tweets in a half hour? You've got tweetarrhea. I'm unfollowing you.

by Jimathan February 13, 2010

tweetavu

When you discover yourself posting the same tweet a second time.

"Damn. I just tweetavud. How embarrassing."

by JamesMasonIsGod January 7, 2010

tweetabilities

The ability to continuously tweet.

She's got some mad tweetabilities right there; her tweets constantly fill my home page with new updates.

by tweeber January 19, 2010

Tweet Grenade

To send excessive tweets doing more harm then good.

Example of a Tweet Grenade:

@company is giving away a free kitten, retweet for your chance to win! #company

by Kennedy's Garage August 10, 2010