nose turd

a booger,mucose

i just flung a nose turd at the teacher

by pedro, i am the shit (: hahaha October 20, 2008

drift turd

when you do a turd and it doesnt quite make it into the bog, instead it lands on the seat and slides along

dude i landed my drift turd

by spazmin March 9, 2008

spooky turd

When an individual awakens to find a fresh loaf of shit laying on the pillow next to their face, and they do not know how it got there.

That's one damn spooky turd!

by Jessa Pee June 1, 2009

turd prodder

an active male homosexual

Bill was a predatory turd prodder, he poked more arse than you have had hot breakfasts, duckie.

by Edna Sweetlove November 5, 2006

Bungie Turd

When you are taking a hard shit and half way out it decides to shot right back up your ass.

tom : hey what that fuck do you call it when your shit goes back up your ass?
Phill: its called the bungie turd and really sucks when it happens

by doctoroctaganapus bwaaaa July 7, 2009

turd tunneler

Another word for homosexual
Someone who like to use their penis to plough the muddy field, or in other words, other men's bottoms.

"Nathan why are you such a turd tunneler? most guys don't appreciate being ploughed the way you excercise this delicate practice, were not all backstreet boys"

by Shizlgog December 31, 2008

Turd Webs

When someone doesn't wipe well enough and/or are subjected to exercise or heat, causing one's asshole to itch and feel moist.

Gerry, if you still have turd webs go to the bathroom and clean them out with some TP.

by CTGalinNJ October 21, 2010