Turbo-stat

Before now.

......You're already late.

"I need those papers on my desk turbo-stat."

"I'm ready for BJork's album to drop turbo-stat."

"I want that guy's dick in my mouth turbo-stat." (valley girl voice optional)

by deadpool408 April 15, 2014

turbo squirrel

A law-enforcement affiliated term for a suspect who is high on drugs and usually very jittery and nonstop movement as if you strapped a turbo to a squirrel.

2215- comp, turbo squirrel in progress.

by Turbo Squirrel August 25, 2016

Turbo brown cow

Prune juice, Milk of Mag, AND Miralax, AKA crap-juice.

Mr. Johnson is so plugged up I had to give him a turbo brown cow. It was that or go digging for gold.

by DaniBlue November 11, 2016

turbo period

Turbo Period (n.) An extraordinarily vagina phenomenon in which your uterus sheds abnormal amounts of blood and makes you want to die. Symptoms include cramps that make you feel like your uterus is trying to squeeze itself out of your vagina, reddish almost black blood with clumps of uterus lining, and extreme mood swings.

Mia: yo lily I'm my period is killing me
Lily: Well at least it's not a turbo period

Mia: lol yeah that shits the worst

by ucancallmevanillathunder January 8, 2017

turbo ho

A ho ( typically female ) that is exceptionally fast at getting a job or John done and getting that money fast.

Wow that girl over there is a turbo ho I have seen her with 5 dates tonight and it isn't even 8 o'clock

by Jwrules November 26, 2017

Turbo charged midget

I midget that can not read or is useless

Angus is a fat turbo charged midget

by Seth the nompt April 17, 2018

Turbo twist

"Turbo Twist" is when a bitch twists her hand while jerking and sucking you off.

Founded by Swooper

Prosper: Hey awp i think you are a god at fortnite.
Swiper: Prosper is given you the turbo twist suck today huh awp.

by SwiperThe1 June 6, 2018