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traffic breath

The horrible, rancid taste that lodges itself in your mouth after working outside in traffic all day. It comes from all the exhaust that's inhaled all day long, which results in a nasty smell when you talk. Can only be beat with a toothbrush, strong gum or Altoids.
Oh man, riding around in between these buses has given me some nasty traffic breath!
by Ivo M. Vermeulen July 22, 2008
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traffic accident

When you have to pee really bad but are stuck in traffic and just can't hold it any longer.
I really shouldn't have stopped for that beer after work because the freeway was jammed and I had a traffic accident- now I have to get the car detailed to get the piss out of the seat.
by Omar O. Ungh October 7, 2010
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TroffleMoffle

Incredibly humorous, similar to Rofle.

Troffle is associate with the similar word Truffle - something that is normally part of an over the top dish. Hence TroffleMoffle is over the top hilarity.
She said, 'Okay, sweet, cool' and I just TROFFLEMOFFLED EVERYWHEREEEE
by 1234whoareya July 31, 2019
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Toffee Lee

A randomly made up nickname for a member of the male species who is completely Asian, listens to Asian pop music and loves Ayumi Hamasaki and Ai Strawberry.
Hi hi*! Toffee Lee!
I love you Toffee Lee
by sparky July 12, 2004
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Traffic Tics

Uncontrollable tics that involve the middle fingers of one or both hands
child in car: why is that man his finger pointing upward.
mom in car: dear, he just has a case of traffic tics.
by RubyD September 29, 2008
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Traffic Jam Hot Tea

Peeing into a plastic cup while stuck in traffic, and leaving the cup with the lid and straw reattached, out on the roadway surface.
I was stuck in that traffic jam for three hours and had to go SO BAD I had no choice but to do the Traffic Jam Hot Tea!
by LarryMurgatroid May 26, 2010
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Toffee Crammer

a political correct version of Fudge Packer.
one who enjoys to make a "sticky" situation worse, by adding to the mess. can cause major stress levels increase.
~noun~
"STOP being a Toffee Crammer"!
"are you serious? are you some kind of Toffee Crammer or something"
"Do you enjoy being a Toffee Crammer?"
by Stressed Student November 16, 2011
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