Change your fucking tampon

To call out a female for being a complete bitch to others...

Girl: OMG! OMG! Why did you buy a diet coke?!?! I want a diet Pepsi! (slaps drink out of boyfriends hand)
I can't believe your such a screw up! It seems like I am doing all the work here.... Now I have to die of thirst like those African Mexican people!

(Silence with crickets chirping...)

Boy: You need to change your fucking tampon... for real...

by NidgeDFX January 14, 2015

tampon hut

a hut containing tampons shaped like a tipee, mostly used for staying warm in the winter.

"o man that guy must have a nice tampon hut, he looks warm."

"tampon huts are my favorite, they make me all warm."

by Hank.wal October 12, 2009

unilateral non disclosed temporary revocation of mutual exclusivity

To Cheat or have an affair, its legalese

I had a unilateral non disclosed temporary revocation of mutual exclusivity with my gf last night when I hooked up with her sister.

Baby I did not cheat, we simply had a unilateral non disclosed temporary revocation of mutual exclusivity.

by Pedro the Poet September 20, 2011

Tampon

This is a cloth like item that is inside a plastic or cardboard aplicator that prevent leakage of blood outside the women's vagina.!

Playtex Tampons are the best to use!

Im bleeding,do u have any tampons with you?

by Sammmmi! x3 x ] May 11, 2009

The Devil's Tampon

Four Different Shots of Liquor lined up, the last being Devil Springs Vodka, and a line of cocaine extending from the base of the last shot glass...

from above it resembles a tampon, the cocaine looking like the string...

you down the shots and blow the line in rapid succession

" Dude, I pulled on The Devil's Tampon twice last night, I was so mangled I ass banged "THE RED ONION."

"Did you Cry?"

by Jake aka Mr. Dick Fitzwell October 13, 2008

tampon

A bulletshaped device to absorbe menstrual fluids during menstruation.
Once used,a very wanted product for my dear uncle D.R.Acula
Best human invention ever,and the string comes out so handy. he says.

cup of tampontea my dear chap? he uses to say to me.

by Stolle September 3, 2006

chocolate tampon

Inserting a tampon, prefferably a SUPER or MAXI into a males or females anus. Thus leaving a brown " Chocolate " coating on the tampon. Once removed & " Coated " you must project the tampon at an enemy or someone strongly disliked.

My best buddy was nailing my girlfriend, so I hit him with a Chocolate Tampon.

by Richard Goezinya January 6, 2007