tostifry

when someone is electricuted and is turned from white to black nig

'o my god that dude jus got tostifry'

by tosty January 3, 2008

Toshifarianism

Toshifarianism is the worship of the host of Tosh.0, Daniel Tosh. If your entire life revolves around comedy central at ten o clock on tuesdays than you are a follower of Toshifarianism. If watching endless reruns of Tosh.0 makes you smile then you are a follower of Toshifarianism. If watching youtube videos and having a questionably gay man make fun of them then you are a follower of Toshifarianism.

oh god you converted to Toshifarianism didnt you?

by TheToshFan 2.0 January 26, 2011

Tosh Factor

The attribute that Daniel Tosh possesses which can turn a man Gay. This is a common sideaffect from watching too much Tosh.O. If you have ever done something that Daniel Tosh does on his show (while naked), you know that you just performed an extremely GAY act, and you can no longer hide from you gayness. This causes one to come out of the closet, and obviously be shunned by his family.

John Travolta: Hey mike, um did you catch tosh.o last tuesday?
Mike: yea i did why?
Travolta: well, i have to tell you something, i have had a pleasure coach stick his head up my ass before...
Mike:wow, well, yeah YOU'RE gay dude.
Travolta: Really? dammit, i hate the Tosh Factor.

by IgotSWAG@Miami_da_U July 31, 2012

tossed salad with xtra ranch

When you cum in the asshole of your partner then proceed to toss their salad (aka eat their ass and suck out and swallow the cum).

Joel -"I saw Jeff and Jays amauter Gay Porn I still can't get over the images of Jay doing the Tossed Salad with Xtra Ranch."

Dan- "Are you kidding me that shit was hot, I'd love to get in his Hidden Valley!"

by Droc the Bull November 24, 2016

Toshie

A beautiful girl with the kindest soul. She's an amazing writer, and you're so lucky to even be graced by her presence. If you have a Toshie, never loose her.

"I love Toshie more than I love myself."

by Incogyeeto September 24, 2018

Tossa-league

Predecessor to fantasy sports, created during the Depression as a diversionary pleasure. Name is derived from the fact that the leagues are half-assed and ill-conceived, and quickly "tossed" out to be used by friends and acquaintences. Often involved wrestling or grappling activities, although tosa leagues can even include sports such as tennis or skeete-shooting.

Pronounced "Tawssa lig"

Cromwell and I are going to set-up a Tossa-League, want to join?

by NVA Barry January 16, 2006

Toshing it out there

The act of throwing out an offensive term into a conversation, only to have it not be offensive by referring it to Daniel Tosh.

Your breath smells like shit, just Toshing it out there.

by Coolstorybroseph696969696 November 4, 2011