The act of walking around nervous that an unsuspectingfart may be the one loaded with a diarrhea bullet. Not to be confused with a shart, this is a full blast of watery shit that will ruin undergarments.
"I ate 20 hot wings last night and drank shitty beer." "I walked around playing diarrhea roulette all day, until the chamber had one in it." "I had to throw the underwear out!"
by STROMVADER September 30, 2013
The social networking equivilant of verbal diarhhe. Usually involves an excessive amount of pointless quips on ones blog page, facebook wall, twitter etc.
by Jimmy Haunted October 31, 2009
Someone (generally a younger, obnoxious person) who is obsessed about the worst aspects of pop culture (enjoys whatever is popular, but pays no attention to anything else), says "dude" when addressing whoever they are talking to, and generally holds ill-informed world views. It is not their interests that make them diarrhea slurpers, but the way they act when expressing their interest. This term derives from the idea that diarrhea slurpers take in (slurp up) all the refuse of pop culture (diarrhea).
"That stupid kid over there claims that he only plays first person shooters, yet he has no idea what Bioshock is, he must be a diarrhea slurper"
"Look at all those people over there obsessing about the new iPhone, what a bunch of diarrhea slurpers"
"The day Modern Warfare 3 came out, I had to sit on the bus and listen to all the diarrhea slupers exclaim 'Dude, so you going to go pick up Call of Duty? I am going to skip school all day tomorrow just so I can play it'"
"Look at all those people over there obsessing about the new iPhone, what a bunch of diarrhea slurpers"
"The day Modern Warfare 3 came out, I had to sit on the bus and listen to all the diarrhea slupers exclaim 'Dude, so you going to go pick up Call of Duty? I am going to skip school all day tomorrow just so I can play it'"
by Cynist3r December 01, 2011
constant talk with no information value. unstoppable talking. saying alot but saying nothing at all, not to be confused with saying alot by saying nothing at all. meaningless and unstoppable talk. drug-induced chatter. politics. barf.
by Tomsoma March 22, 2003
Diarrhea pants is a term often used to describe someone who constantly shits himself. it is a very fun term to yell at people as you drive by them.
hale is a Diarrhea pants.
by ham hale hauss clapton June 25, 2006
by TheRabidRhino November 20, 2003
The most vicious diarrhea caused by Chinese takeout food. Symptoms that show Diarrhea Takeout include eating takeout, burning of the anus, yellowish colored puss and blood seeping from the anal cavity, and itching of the rectum. If you are one of the 30 that manage to make it to the toilet in time, you will be able to compare the experience to anal childbirth and wiping your ass with sandpaper. Side affects may include nausea, loss of appetite, inability to sit properly, and blackouts due to loss of body mass, involuntary fainting, and dehydration.
by ThisHurts October 16, 2011