Keith

SOMEONE I HAVE A FAT CRUSH ON

“God i have a crush on keith”
“WHY IS HIS NAME SO UGLY!”

by Mostrandomshitever December 4, 2022

Keith

Brother jean. The best keithston there is.

Sup Keith

by Supercooldude2187 November 15, 2020

keith

the most homo nigga ever

that nigga keith tried to suck my dick

by qwweqw June 6, 2022

Keithing around

To goof off

Today I felt like just keithing around

by anonymous April 21, 2021

Keith

Some kid in school I thought I'd never talk to but is the sweetest, funniest, smartest and kindest person you'll EVER MEET, some day might even be your boyfriend .>.

Person : OMGG KEITH IS YOUR MANS?!? damn gurl you scored
Me : Yeah ik UwU

by Hobisxsunshine August 15, 2022

Kole and Keith

Two of the sweatiest greasiest walruses to ever walk on the earth, both extrusion specialists,there natural cologne is 6.50 a pack at your local gas station, gas tank is mostly on E,Neckbeard enthusiasts,both could drink a bottle with no problem

Kole and Keith are passed out in the front yard in there underwear again

by Mango joggin it November 22, 2018

Keith Hernandez

Alpha Male; one who is built of pure testosterone; fabled to be the second coming of Jesus Christ himself; stronger than Shaggy

People who worship God are secretly worshiping Keith Hernandez, who is God, and man, and spirit.

I want Keith Hernandez to impregnate me with his holy semen

by Believer of Keithanism September 9, 2020