Timmy Two Pumps

To be associated with the word "timmy two pumps" is not the most flattering of things. Simply put, it means you can't hold your load. Even simpler put - it means you're a premature ejaculator.

Dude1: bro! Why aren't you in the other room with that girl anymore?

Dude2: Man, I took off my pants and splooged everywhere. It was over before it started. She then proceeded to call me Timmy Two Pumps.

Dude1: godamnit, dude.

by Dekrepit90 February 16, 2015

Timmed

To be unwillingly violently slapped in the face by a throbbing cock.

Dude here's a napkin it looks like someone Timmed you.

by Maddmunkey October 21, 2015

Timmy

The person who can steAL your mama ,girlfriend ,sister and daughter away from you

You: baby where you at

Her: with timmy
Timmy: new nigga who dis

by Ball player December 12, 2016

timmyana

A beautiful young lady with extremely high goals for herself also very intelligent and did we mention she was beautiful

Hey, you know Timmyana she's awesome

by Prettygirlbeats March 28, 2017

Timmy Sousa

A big Gayson who is annoying as hell that is a midget

Timmy Sousa is a turtle and a poop

by Timmy Sousa April 28, 2017

Timmietug

When your girlfriend comes home with a nice hot cup of Tim Horton's coffee and has been holding on to it for 20 minutes or more, her hands are very warm, borderline hot, and she reaches into your pants and jerks you off. Almost feels like the real thing.

Michelle came home from Timmie's late last night, climbed into bed and gave me a Timmietug and I blasted her in the face like a Jackson Pollock.

by Rusty Walnuts August 18, 2017

Timmy

Timmy is usually cool sometimes is a total dick. But treats girls right unlike some other guys

Timmy Timmy Turner .........
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by Big boy hungry May 24, 2017