father penis

Similar to dad dick, a complete and utter dominance of one party over another.

UMBC father penised UVA in the tourney last year.

by a someewhat smart guy January 2, 2019

father citrus

Father citrus
A guy who is random, likes Lemons and calls himself Jesus Christ

Why is Cameron acting like father citrus again?

by Emojaythecringeyemoteenperson August 19, 2017

The Game of Fathers

A game in which three or more men ejaculate in a cup, stir it, and pour it in the female's vagina.

Whoever the child resembles the most in the end, keeps the baby and the woman.

Me, Josh, and Reagan played the game of fathers nine months ago. Reagan and Zoey are happily married with their new baby

by I-Am-The-Cold August 25, 2015

Father kelleher

Creepy old man may have taken my brother

Yes this is where he (father kelleher) touched me

by Lolblackoutcrew August 23, 2018

Father on top

a phrase for describing Park Jimin, Park Jimin being the father, the “savior”, our “leader” etc. in breaking records, standards, topping charts, and just being THE Park Jimin. Father on top as he is the the standard and is the one who kpop nugus want to be birthed by as they try and top charts but fail, he is above all and superior. He IS the father *in a maury povich voice*

Jimin reached #1 on Hot 100 Billboard, Father on top!

by lalalalalalalol June 27, 2023

no father conspiracy

dads are disappearing all around america and flocking to mexico... but why? most of the are drug cartels like my buddy Chris. but what about the good dads, some say the milk shortage in america is forcing them to long haul to mexico where they never return

Well be right back on channel 69 new with more on the no father conspiracy

by poo January 31, 2022

father stealer

A woman or man (i don't judge) who steals your father figure and try to replace you with themselves and or their own children

You see that one Jennifer, she is a real father stealer....

by Richie234 November 20, 2017