Squeeter Teeters

small breasts resembling mosquito bites.

damn, sara when you take your push-up bra off you have squeeter teeters.

by bleuvixen September 5, 2008

Dry Texter

a dry texture is a person who has no flavor in there texts. they never get jokes and they use the ugly laughing with tears emoji. its so disgusting. and they ae so boring.

NonDryTexter: GFGUJGYRU THIS IS HILARIOUSSSS
DryTexter: Lol
NonDryTexter: you are so dry lmao-
DryTexter: What does lmao mean? And im not dry
NonDryTexter: I-
DryTexter: Finish your sentence
NonDryTexter: LKJHGFDSDFGHJ PLEASE-
DryTexter: Please what? And what do all those random letters mean?
NonDryTexter: *blocks cutely*
Dry Texter

by LizardPro X March 25, 2021

teetering on the edge of insanity

Being so wasted/tired/high that one can hardly move and feels like one might soon go insane. Usually a rather pleasurable situation.

Last weekend mate, after we hit up 3 at Jake's house i was so baked... teetering on the edge of insanity. It was stellar man!

by jamieli February 17, 2010

Texterbating

Masturbating to cyber sex texts.

texting Girl: Oh OH!!!
texting GUY: AGH IM CUMMING

(GUY starts texterbating in real life)

by ild94 April 5, 2009

Tampon Taster

A person with a REALLY crappy job

Look at that Tampon Taster over there, he sprays coating on the Queen Mary every day.

by HUMANDICTIONARY July 12, 2006

Testefreeze

The sensation a man feels while driving a car with a cold beverage between his legs.

No, it's just the sweat from the big-gulp... I'm serious. I even have testefreeze! Look!

by Nicolas Thorley March 11, 2005

Testectomist

Testectomist: (noun) A person who is professionally trained and licensed to remove the nadgers. Synonyms: Wife.

"My wife tried some testectonmy on me last night"
"oh is she a trained testectomist?"

by missdevilmonkey November 3, 2008