Burrito tears

When banging a chick so hard in the the butt she cries.

Guy- "dude, ima give this bitch burrito tears!"

by SuSpence June 23, 2014

Fat Tear

When you eat so much food that your new fat face puts too much pressure on your eyes that it create a natural tear. Only Realizing then that you shouldn't have gone all in on the bottomless nachos.

Are you sad Tom? No, that is just my Fat Tear from all those baby-back ribs just ate.

by Captain Tom Awesome August 27, 2016

National tear that ass up day

You shall tear up the ass look of your gf or bf every 4th of August

I sure am happy it's National tear that ass up day!

by NTTAUD August 3, 2021

laughing tears

to laugh so hard that you cry a little

Dane Cook had me laughing tears at his show. He is truly a silly bitch.

by 2014_chiguy November 26, 2007

Kavanaugh Tears

Tears of a rapist that tries to pretend they are the victim because "their life is ruined," from being called out as a rapist.

Bill Cosby was crying in court today, but I think they were just Kavanaugh tears.

by Gordie the Unicorn September 29, 2018

Tattoo Tear

among southern Californian gangs A tattoo placed under the eye that is used to signify the lost of a loved one or good friend. an empty tear signifies that the loved one had been killed in murder. a filled tattoo signifies that the loved one had killed themselves or was killed in another cause (car crash, death penalty etc.). Tattoo's with a half empty top and a half full bottom means that the loved one had been murdered but their killer was murdered by the Tattoo wearer.

Rappers Lil wayne, The Game, Birdman, and DMX all sport tear tattoo's in memory of their friends. Lil Wayne has two tattoo tear's

by Johnston Carroll July 25, 2007

Black Tears

When you gag while giving a man head and your mascara runs when your eyes get watery.

She was sucking my dick last night and turned up to look at me crying those black tears.

by rahrahuhuh February 26, 2011