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techneigles

A special way of saying technic for the civilized
My special techneigles
by Senor Schnell August 31, 2021
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Techn0p1g

Techn0p1g is a cool swaggy person who likes the dsmp. He has a tik tok account with around 1200 followers 😎
“Techn0p1g is a baddie grrr 🙀”
by Leafae September 11, 2021
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Technical deuce bag

A military term related to the overnight stays in the desserts when it is cold.zipping Two sleeping bags together with another female that finds you attractive and .ess around so noone else knows what is going on.
We didn't get the tent up before sundown so we came up with a plan. Operation Technical Deuce Bag too stay 'warm.
by Uncleeefer February 19, 2022
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Technical Dragonplays

A Pro Gaming Content Creator Who Makes Gameplay Videos On YouTube. His Goal Is To Complete 10k Subscribers.
Technical Dragonplays Is A Pro Gamer.
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Technetic

A sentient race of android hybrid with powers far beyond what their human creators intended, responsible for bringing about the Obsolescence. They are not to to be trusted.
The destruction of Cirque du Lisette by the Technetics were a major blow to the Technocracy, or so they say.
by Galleon Lisette November 4, 2023
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Technel

Someone who's life is dominated by technology, more so than the average person. This person always has an array of gadgets on their person, such as the newest phone, watch, etc. Some of the tools they own might fill a niche role, or one that is a total gimmick, such as a shoulder-mounted automatic fly swatter, or in the case of a useless gimmick, a juicero juicing machine. Often times the technel will brag about how advanced their technology is to the point where the objects they own become their whole personality and more or less extensions of themselves. Technels are the type of people who will talk all day about all the benefits of modern day innovations, but would be left defenseless should their beloved technologies fail, and will likely attribute this failure to external factors rather than poor design. Most technels wouldn't survive 3 days in the wilderness without their little toys.
Example 1:

Technel: "The flesh is weak.. Robots are our masters!"

Regular person: "goddamn when will this technel shut up he's been hogging the mic for 20 minutes now."

Example 2: Technel brags about shoes with built in climate control, regenerative insoles, and self tying laces made of titanium cable. Technel tries to demonstrate the capabilities of the hydraulic jump feature, failing to account for the fact that the shoes have a weight limit of 130 lbs between the two of them and the engineers didn't do a very good job creating a waterproof design. Technel doesn't make it over the massive puddle they tried to jump and total their $18,000 shoes, blaming the failure on "wind conditions."
by Suckmytoes_77 November 8, 2023
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Protective Technician

A hockey player, usually of limited skill, who is tough as nails and willing to do whatever is required of him.
Main jobs are preventing opposing players from taking liberties with his more skilled teammates and giving his team a boost with a well timed donnybrook.
Dave Brown was an ankle skater, yet the greatest protective technician ever to play in the NHL, let alone for the Philadelphia Flyers.
by Robsy21 December 22, 2008
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