Tea Party Death Squad

A very real and dangerous group, seeing to destroy the very fiber that holds together the United States of America. When you see a member of the TPDS, you should do what the rest of us do: run.

Hey, Horatio, did you hear that the Tea Party Death Squad brutally murdered 14 komodo dragons?

by Jesus Christ $uperstar May 11, 2011

tea hick

Tea Hick - A middle to poor class redneck who has a perverted loyalty to the wealthy elite of the GOP

if you don't believe in corporate fascism... you... are a tea hick

if your front porch collapses and kills 5 or more dogs... you... are a tea hick

if you are still waiting for the jobs Bush's tax cuts were supposed to create... you... are a tea hick

by johnnnybegoode August 7, 2011

tea drop

The act of squeezing a drop of ass-juice tea into someone's mouth.

My dingleberries had grown big enough to produce several tea drops for every semi-conscious drunk at the party.

by schwagpad November 15, 2009

tea brewer

tea brewer is someone who is full of information about things and tells the truth about what is happening around town, as in someone spilling the latest gossip from the streets.

Let's go ask Johnny what he heard about the fight since he is the original tea brewer in the neighborhood.

by lawdawg5 October 31, 2015

tea fetish

A totally obsession with tea. Sufferers drink tea every spare minute they have and practically worship it. Very common amongst the English.

"Look at that Steph Harris, always on the tea"
"i know, she has such a tea fetish"

by queen__elizabeth. July 26, 2009

Tea Poisoning

When you get too much of the juicy tea to the point where you are sick of the drama

Tati: James is a predator
James: incorrect, you are not my friend
Shane: I think I have tea poisoning

by Jim Laucher July 11, 2019

Tea Partying

Noun:
Having someones balls over your eyes, denying you from seeing truths.

Verb:
The act of placing balls on eyes to deny sight of truths

Yo man, Alex was totally tea partying that chick last night. It looked like 1776 up in that shit

by todthenod March 11, 2011