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Ass juice
Guy 1: "So, the other day George asked if he could use my desktop computer."
Guy 2: "What happened?"
Guy 1: "He was on for three hours. When he got up, I noticed my seat was full of ass juice."
Guy 2: "What happened?"
Guy 1: "He was on for three hours. When he got up, I noticed my seat was full of ass juice."
Ass juice by Anonymoose January 22, 2015
ass juice
The bi-product after a good round of anal sex. Usually a mixture of semen, feces, KY Jelly (or your preferred lubricant), and, depending on how hard you jackhammer that brown eye, blood is also part of the consistency. Add mayonnaise and you have a Anal Colada!!!
ass juice
I was fingering an Indian man's asshole to loosen him up to insert the dildo & got ass juice on my finger.
ass juice by Mischief Maker November 14, 2004
ass juice
Going by the above definition; The rectal mucus made to accomidate bowel movements. Not enough to sustain fucking, which is why lubricants must be used. As opposed to the vagina which has natural lubrication, because it was made for fucking.
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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