ass-juice 

The word used to describe the sweat from your back/ass rolling down the cleft of your ass, usually after an intense "workout" session...

Jesus i can almost feel the ass-juice pooling in my boxers!

ass-juice by Ninja_Tom February 19, 2007

ass-juice 

Condensation so thick it runs down the windows. A mixture of human breath and gases from the behind= ASS-JUICE

"i can't see the road for all this ass-juice!"

ass-juice by meh_meh July 11, 2006

Ass juice 

When you've been sitting down so long that your seat is full of sweat that came from your butt

Guy 1: "So, the other day George asked if he could use my desktop computer."

Guy 2: "What happened?"

Guy 1: "He was on for three hours. When he got up, I noticed my seat was full of ass juice."

Ass juice by Anonymoose January 22, 2015

ass juice 

The bi-product after a good round of anal sex. Usually a mixture of semen, feces, KY Jelly (or your preferred lubricant), and, depending on how hard you jackhammer that brown eye, blood is also part of the consistency. Add mayonnaise and you have a Anal Colada!!!

When I pulled out of her Hershey highway, she let go at least 8 oz. of ass juice. Just a reflex I guess, so I added mayonnaise and made her eat it. Anal Coladas baby!

ass juice by T-Nuggets October 6, 2009

ass juice 

Clear sweat found in the crack that smells like ass.

I was fingering an Indian man's asshole to loosen him up to insert the dildo & got ass juice on my finger.

ass juice by Mischief Maker November 14, 2004

ass juice 

Going by the above definition; The rectal mucus made to accomidate bowel movements. Not enough to sustain fucking, which is why lubricants must be used. As opposed to the vagina which has natural lubrication, because it was made for fucking.

"I have to go on, but these ignorant democrat cunts write the stupidest fucking definitions. The only ass juice is the diariah your mom drank."

"The butthole was made for shitting, the pussy was made for hitting."

See cunts and the "shit packer" reference in Shitskin

ass juice by fuck YOU May 27, 2003

ass juice 

A pinkish-brown colored drink

Anthony Bourdain sampled a glass of ass juice during his trip to Las Vegas on his Travel Network TV show "No Reservations."

ass juice by LHH January 9, 2006