Tea Poisoning

When you get too much of the juicy tea to the point where you are sick of the drama

Tati: James is a predator
James: incorrect, you are not my friend
Shane: I think I have tea poisoning

by Jim Laucher July 11, 2019

Bubble tea poisoned

Containing or contaminated with a specifically sinful substance capable of making all other flavoured drinks taste inferior and insignificant when compared to any forms or variations of Asian milk tea

A: Dude, this Starbucks latte just doesn’t taste quite right anymore.

B: Sorry man, but you’ve officially been bubble tea poisoned.

by BBTaddict February 28, 2018

poison tea kettle

the act of getting a blow job with after anal sex with multiple other individuals, as unsuspecting person sucking that dirty dick brings you to climax, pull out of their mouth and blow a buttery nut in their face, this surprise money shot resembles steam coming from the spigot of a tea kettle.

I gave sally the ol' poison tea kettle last night after I packed some serious fudge at Audrey's.

by Jay dov June 3, 2016