table talk

things you should only discuss at the table

sex is not table talk

by Terry June 14, 2004

table banking

While splitting a check when out with a group, paying the whole tab with your credit card and taking everyone else's cash and pocketing the tip instead of giving it to the server.

Watch out for Ben at lunch, he's always trying to get extra cash by table banking.

by Melissa Young April 25, 2006

table cricket

A game created by the best people in the world.
it was made up in art grade11.
and it consists of a rubber, ruler, and wickets.
the wickets can created by any other useful stationary
you have in your pencil case.

the aim of the game is to get the batter out.
either by bowling them out and hitting the wickets.
or performing a classic catch.

try it in your class room!
a true classroom treat for all involved.

Oh lets have a good old game of table cricket....
yeeeeaaahhhh!

by Jake Girling April 24, 2008

table niner

someone who's unpartnered and wants to be partnered

My sister is a table-niner ever since her fiance left her at the altar

by Sparkina1967 May 14, 2005

Table Whore

Someone who goes from table to table during lunch, hanging out with everybody.

Katie Steele was such a table whore last year!!

by funkalicious1 September 9, 2009

table matress

A matress for a table that sits on two ends with one part sticking out of te side

Get yo' dang table matress off of Cletus!

by bubblesofmassdestruction February 3, 2005

table rocked

The sickness one acquires after eating anything, no matter how safe it seems... at table rock cafe at boise state campus.

Symptoms include: Indigestion, diarrhea, upset stomach, just feeling like shit.

Cure: drinking ridiculous amounts of coors or corona with lime.

"Sorry I was in the bathroom so long, I was getting table rocked."
"What's wrong bay? are you table rocked?"

by A2 Chaffee January 10, 2008