Carpet Bears

The mystical creatures in your room who steal your stuff when your not looking. Scientifically proven that they are the reason behind the strange occurences when you know exactly that you put something in a specific place but it's not there.

"What the hell, where is my wallet? I knew I put it right here...Damn Carpet Bears!!"

"Dude have you seen my cell phone? I can't find it." "No, the Carpet Bears probably took it."

by Crazyw00 December 29, 2007

Carpet Burn

where the penis is irritated by a womans pubic hair.

Person 1: Hey bro, you got some rash ointment? my girlfriend gave me a carpet burn last night and she forgot to shave.

by Sebmin June 17, 2018

steaming carpet

the act of relieving yourself onto a woman's pubic region. An act made notorious by peewee herman

I was steaming carpet yesterday when my mom walked in. How embarassing.

by Gregery May 11, 2006

carpet munchies

A lesbian desire for oral sex derived from smoking too much marijuana.

Wow, that sticky icky was bangin... Now I've got major carpet munchies.

by Darien Fawkes February 28, 2010

magic carpet

Inserting LSD in or around ones vaginal area, and having their partner consume it.

Susan "magic carpeted" Billy, and now he is tripping balls.

by Drewwy Ann June 18, 2006

carpet bomb

to *completly* blanket an area with bombs(cluster, HE, dasiy cutter, nuclear, MOAB) destroying most everything underneath them. carpet bombing was practiced in vietnam, WWII and SHOULD be practiced in iraq

100 b-52's could carpet bomb baghdad, and level the whole damn city

by bomber man 4.0 August 24, 2004

carpet muncher

loves to eat another hairy vag.usualy a butch

the manager was a carpet muncher and didnt like whe the girls shaved.

by ughgughgu March 19, 2008