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gear chair

the chair in your bedroom that your gear likes to sit on (it has been fully adopted as the place to put the gear you don't know where else to put because you are lazy and stuff). the gear chair keeps the rest of your room clean.

you probably have never sat on your gear chair. this is partially because the gear chair is often completely covered in gear for extended periods of time and people (especially the person who lives there) tend to not even notice it (not as a seat anyways)(even after it is cleaned off)and partially because it is a gear chair - not a seat.
-the gear chair is most likely where you throw clothes you wore but did not get dirty

-the gear chair kicks it

-the gear chair gets its kick it on
by Persy Puffington the 1st July 20, 2010
mugGet the gear chairmug.

Gaming Chair

Normal Person: HeS HaCkInG oR uSiNg AiM bOt Or SoMeThInG
Smart person: Nah, He just has a really good gaming chair.
by deware February 20, 2023
mugGet the Gaming Chairmug.

boyfriend chair

A chair placed in women's clothing stores specifically for boyfriends to sit in while their respective girlfriends shop.
You: "Hey babe, how much longer are we gonna be at Forever 21?"
Ya girl: "I just want to try on 10 more tops!"
You: "Alright, I'll just be chillin in the boyfriend chair over here."
by Dagrooms October 7, 2016
mugGet the boyfriend chairmug.

Floating Chair

Hovering over the toilet seat when taking a shit because the seat is freezing.
dam dude, i had to floating chair this morning it was so cold out!
by EDDY-G-123 May 14, 2016
mugGet the Floating Chairmug.

chip and a chair

All that a skilled player needs to win a poker game.
I put John all-in with my pocket aces. He called with three-nine offsuit and drew out on me, costing me nearly my entire stack. But I've still got a chip and a chair, and so I can still win, just like Jack Straus at the 1982 World Series of Poker.
by Sonicoed June 9, 2017
mugGet the chip and a chairmug.

dirty chair

Dirty chair is when u take a chair and fuck it while the chair legs is but fucking somone else.
i got dirty chaired yeasterday with my 3 other friends.
by Bagget aka Noa April 28, 2020
mugGet the dirty chairmug.

Chair Male

A type of male that has developed the ultimate technique for asserting dominance. They walk over to you, steal your chair, and then sit upon it, making it stinky due to their forceful butt sweat. After this they leave, often performing the stanky leg as they walk away. They then judge you for not being able to tolerate the extreme stank of your recently dankified chair.
Kings are the ultimate Chair Males- they literally sit on thrones all day long, and then force other people to wipe their butt. They then commit tax evasion while forcing starving peasants to perform labor while crapping in holes.
by medium_dipper October 9, 2021
mugGet the Chair Malemug.

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