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nonce list

List where nonces are put on it

*Another word for sex offenders register*
by MicrowavedNigward November 21, 2019
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Isaac's list

All dirty things that can be done during sex are on the list.everything from "Banned in 30 states" to "Hail Mary" is done on the list.
Bro I did everything last night with Kate, Isaac's list was my list last night.
by Flashkk June 15, 2017
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mutton list

A list composed of people who you just want to hit upside the head with a leg o' mutton. Also, it can include the reason why you would like to do so.
Mutton List:
1. Brad Pitt-beard
2. Ty- the pencil thrower
3. Austin- the shemale
by kanickys654 March 23, 2010
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Wall list

A list of things women need or want to do before they hit the wall.
Getting a tramp-stamp is on her wall list
by Mig-U-el September 8, 2009
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Smack List

A list that a person keeps consisting of names of people that the owner would like to smack. Typically people found on a smack list are annoying to the extreme.

Having a smack list is a good method of anger management because it allows people to show their anger towards another person without resorting to breaking things.
annoying451: hey waz up
screenname23: Oh not much. How are you?
annoying451: lol u so funny
screenname23: Uhh...okay
annoying451: lol so i wuz lyke totally @ da mall
screenname23: What? I can't understand your incoherent typing!
annoying451: lol y u so silly lol
screenname23: This is really annoying
annoying451: lol ya so neway...
screenname23: You just got added to the smack list.
by tmastaslice December 3, 2009
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wholesale list

Referencing the American wholesale club BJ's. A list of people who a woman would give a blowjob.
My wholesale list only has one person, but damn do I want him to rail me.
by magaroo March 5, 2022
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Cancer list

The first three women a married guy will have sex with after his wife suddenly dies of cancer

Taken from "The Change-Up" (2011)
Dude 1: She's definitely #1 on your cancer list, right?

Dude 2: What cancer list?
Dude 1: Come on, every married guy has a cancer list
Dude 1: It's the first three people you'll have sex with after your wife suddenly dies of cancer.
Dude 2: That's fucking sick.
by CookieCrisp6969 August 17, 2021
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