Suck-it list

In place of having a comeback you would refer to the suck-it list.

Person 1: starts to roast you intensely
Person 2: Quick toss me the suck-it list *reads intensely* You can suck on a turkey's tail feathers

by Daffew May 27, 2016

Len list

A list len gives you when you ask him for a “top 3” of anything.

This is how u create a len list:
1. Your favorite thing
2. Another thing u can think of
3. There is none

my Len list for the top 3 albums in the last 5 years is:
1) gkmc
2)idk
3)

by jocksrule March 13, 2018

Honeydo list

The most important list of your life! More important than any other list of stuff you have to do! Can be for men or women but must be REAL things needed done, not a list of positions or a mile long list of nothing but blowjobs.

This Saturday I'll knock out everything on the honeydo list so I can spend all day Sunday working on my truck!

by BigSexySixSix October 6, 2023

goose list

A term originally used by con men and other swindlers for a list of easy victims that they managed to "take" with no difficulty. Usually such a list gets sold around their dubious industry as a way to find "easy pickins." It also seems to be a common practice around the staffing and recruiting industry.

Hey Frankie, did you get that goose list from Mike's pyramid scheme?

by Ex-Pfizer Again November 28, 2011

Kill list

People you want to murder in about 20 years so you write their names on a kill list in the back of your diary

That kid’s so annoying I’m putting him on my kill list

by Burn.book.bitch April 30, 2020

Smack List

A list that a person keeps consisting of names of people that the owner would like to smack. Typically people found on a smack list are annoying to the extreme.

Having a smack list is a good method of anger management because it allows people to show their anger towards another person without resorting to breaking things.

annoying451: hey waz up
screenname23: Oh not much. How are you?
annoying451: lol u so funny
screenname23: Uhh...okay
annoying451: lol so i wuz lyke totally @ da mall
screenname23: What? I can't understand your incoherent typing!
annoying451: lol y u so silly lol
screenname23: This is really annoying
annoying451: lol ya so neway...
screenname23: You just got added to the smack list.

by tmastaslice December 3, 2009

schmucket list

A list of all the stupid things you've done in your life.

On my schmucket list: Walking around New York City wearing only a burlap sack while practicing circular breathing by blowing into a bottle of water through a straw.

by Ae5Ea8 May 2, 2015