swds

sex with doctor strange

i want swds

by wandamaximilf February 8, 2022

guppy skids

When experiencing a bout of diarrhea, the trails of feces left near the back of the toilet bowl resemble the tracks left by a common guppy entering the water via a muddy bank.

"That New Mexican restaurant gave me a bad case of the guppy skids!"

by GuppyJoy April 3, 2016

Kentucky swiss roll

When you put shit around your cock as lube and fuck a girl with it til you cum. The cum is icing and the shit is cake.

Man last night your sister asked for a kentucky swiss roll.

I heard that bitch has a fetish for kentucky swiss rolls.

by Thefunnyman25 July 22, 2016

Oatmeal Swish

When a old lady fills her mouth with warm oatmeal and proceeds to shove your cock in her mouth and swish it while sucking you off.

Devin: "That old lady behind the counter is kinda hot".
Jose: "Do you think she like knows how to suck it?"
Devin: "Shit! She has been around forever she probably invented the -Oatmeal Swish- she's so old".

by Keith Dillan March 8, 2021

CT Swish

shags his sister and sounds like a ging little speka

wow CT swish fucks his sister in vcs

by Slup the purp October 6, 2023

Apple Sunshine Gerbil Swisher

That atypical, half-baked, ego-milked, self-appointed guru of Pollyannaism - "These things don't happen to me" AppleUser.

*Once a rare closet-dweller - this scourge now iMuse themselves by re-coining tech with a blend of Pig Latin with pubesent life decisions and can typically be found wasting their time at the water cooler marauding other peaceful PC users. AKA iCrusaders

Oh here comes upper management Darren and Graham...what a bunch of APPLE SUNSHINE GERBIL SWISHERS.

by Justice_With_Hellfires July 28, 2011

is that swiss?

A sentence said when a large amount of nut juice is visible to the open public.

Person 1 "Ewww did you just nut ?

Person 2 " Uhhhh"

Person 3 "Is that Swiss?"

by Nickle the pickle February 10, 2018