Swedish Milkshake

A sexual act similar to titty fucking, but with the additional element of erotic lactation. Particularly popular in the nordic and scandinavian countries, it involves a woman who is currently nursing, or is otherwise able to lactate, stimulating a man's penis between her breasts by squeezing them together around the shaft. At the same time the man stimulates the woman's nipples to help her release milk. If done correctly you'll both need a good shower afterward because you'll be covered in a mixture of milk and semen.

"Honey your tits look amazing tonight! Do you think you'll have enough supply to make a swedish milkshake later?"

by omjo34 October 22, 2016

swedish goggles

when you place your testicles on your partners eyes, preferably on ball on each eye. Theyre called "swedish" because the swedes do stuff like that for fun.

Capri was passed out drunk at Justins, so I gave her some swedish goggles. They fit her well.

by teesdizzle October 27, 2006

Swedish Kiss

Swedish kissing is a very long kiss which is then held for upwards of 5 seconds to 15 seconds. In Swedish this iconic kiss is called ‘långtradare.’

Did you see Sarah and Jimmy last night? Yeah I did they were Swedish kissing.
Weird it looked like they were making one kiss last forever.

by tevor ackley August 31, 2018

Marc the Spark malarky clown swedisco dmitri goddess

From the latin "marcus sparticus swe'disceranus" This is the ultimate nickname to give someone, and only once you have reached mach 3.9991347592 can u achieve this...(see definition of mach rating)

a man was walking down the street. He saw a guy with long blonde hair crossing the road. As he saw this he exclaimed, "The saviour has arisen! long live lord Marc the Sparc malarky clown swedisco dmitri goddess...

by Staaaaani June 19, 2004

Swedish Meatball

An orgy consisting of largely males (usually 4-16) and 1 woman. The woman sucks the men's testicles, and only his testicles. The men are bisexual, and are occasionally kissing each other while the woman sucks the men. The other men rub their testicles on each other.

Guy: I had an amazing Swedish Meatball last night.

Other Guy: *Offended* Why didn't you invite me!

by EvilBunnyRabbit June 28, 2014

The Swedish Nose Plug

When a guy cums into a girls nose , then she blows her nose (without a tissue) and it drips down into her mouth.



And Yes This is Me Daniel S

Phil-"Man me and my girl friend were so bored last night so we decided to do The Swedish Nose Plug".

Zach-"Whoa That sound Fun ill go get my girlfriend to try it with me".

by <<!!!>>> April 13, 2009

swedish watergun

pull your penis out of a girls mouth after ejaculating and proceed to urinate on her face.

my wife was very upset when i gave her a swedish watergun

by crandall12345 May 22, 2008