sweaty sleep mask

The act of stretching one's scrotum into a batwing like shape and proceeding to stifle one's sexual partner by putting said stretched scrotum on face of partner.

*muffled scream* Amanda: "WHAT THE FUCK?! IS THAT A VEINY BAT WING?" Ahab: "No baby, its a sweaty sleep mask."

by buist2 October 17, 2008

Sweaty Yams

small shrunken, wrinkly old lady breasts. usually that have been tanned out from letting them free to the sun.

OMG! that lady has some nasty sweaty yams.

by punktilend June 8, 2009

Sweaty Muffins

A man with unusually sweaty testicles.

Man I've got incredibly sweaty muffins

by Laaadt November 14, 2010

Sweaty Lava

When you have sex with a girl in a hot tub on her period.

I found out Suzie was on the rag, so I took her to the hot tub for some sweaty lava action.

by KMAC1219 May 30, 2016

Sweaty turk

A dodgy cunt who stands behind a bar ready to perve on under age girls and ask for there insta, usually straight after they will rape you and give you a dirty STD the mucky bastards

#SWEATY #TURK

What’s your insta..... bend over now bitch

I am a sweaty Turk

by Brandon gray August 2, 2018

Sweaty Virgin

A virgin Who is legit SWEATING because he/she wants some cock or pussy

My kids are such fucking sweaty virgins they lost there virginity to each other

by Switchslash March 15, 2020

Sweaty Spaghetti

When your having sex and you get really sweaty and your pubes get all tangled together and your pubes and her pubes intertwine and creates large mega pubes from both of your pubes.

dude me and my girlfriend last night had sweaty Spaghetti and it hurt like hell!

by SweatyMan November 14, 2011