Commonly mistaken for a certain action, mimicking a submarine out of water in order to break an awkward silence. Contrary to common belief, an awkward submarine is when you have an erection.
Guy 1: "Umm... please tell me that's not what I think it is..."
*awkward moment*
Guy 2: "Uhhh..... awkward submarine..."
*awkward moment*
Guy 2: "Uhhh..... awkward submarine..."
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Lawyer: “Please describe for the court the events of the night in question.”
Defendant: “Well we started out great; dinner dancing drinks. We came home and wanted to be adventurous, so we thought we’d take a run at trying the Russian Submarine. But I accidentally kept her head under too long and it turned in to an Argintinian Submarine.”
Defendant: “Well we started out great; dinner dancing drinks. We came home and wanted to be adventurous, so we thought we’d take a run at trying the Russian Submarine. But I accidentally kept her head under too long and it turned in to an Argintinian Submarine.”
by Veddhartha April 21, 2018
Get the Argintinian Submarine mug.When successfully bringing a female to orgasm using Cunnilingus then emerging from the depths exclaiming AHA, in the style of Alan Partridge!
by JD Piano January 22, 2018
Get the norwich submarine mug."Hey check that out, is that a toy floating in the water there?"
-"I wouldn't get close to that thing, pretty sure it's a Dutch submarine."
"Oh, yikes! Hey, maybe we can get Josh to touch it."
-"I wouldn't get close to that thing, pretty sure it's a Dutch submarine."
"Oh, yikes! Hey, maybe we can get Josh to touch it."
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by helygtown March 2, 2008
Get the submarine mug.SUBARU..As fashionable as a white shellsuit on a NED with a burberry hat(known as jakey)Owning a subaru is like owning a letter box(everyone has got one) a poor mans saab with plastic interior,bonnet and various panels. Normally owned by middle age boy racer.
by Ivor biggane February 23, 2008
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