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straw dog

Something that is made only to be destroyed.
The doll, like a straw dog, was made for the sole purpose of being destroyed.
by Vulc4n January 2, 2006
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strawberry kiss

when a guy is eating out a girl when she is having her period
Its going to be different tonight baby, (its that time of the month again) its gunna be a strawberry kiss
by Tayla December 26, 2005
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strawcherry limade

The Most Delicious Drink Ever Not Made
A Combination Of Sonic's Strawberry And Cherry Limeade
"Can i have a large strawcherry limade"
"Excuse me?"
"A Strawcherry Limade please"
"So a strawberry limade with cherry?"
"NO A STRAWCHERRY LIMADE, NOW!"
"Thats what I said sir"
"You go to hell"
by Jdlusional January 16, 2009
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Pickle & Straw

(v) the act of having anal sex without a condom then peeing out the poop that has lodged itself in your cockhole.

Alson known as P&S
Shit girll...Neville Pickle & Strawed all over my face..AND I LIKED IT!
by Codacious February 6, 2008
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Strawberry Clock

The self-proclaimed "King of the Portal." His movies started the clock-craze. Strawberry remains a mystery, but he is known to show occasionally.

Animations by Strawbery clock include:
B , Want Porno??? , Dickey Mouse , Donald Duck Porno , Dr Seuss from the Hood
by Pepsi_max_clock June 23, 2004
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Reverse strawberry shortcake

Basically the opposite of strawberry shortcake. Instead of the male ejaculating on a girls face and popping her in the nose. The female gives a blow job and than spits the semen on the guys face and punches him in the nose. The blood and semen is like the strawberry and icing on a shortcake.
So last night I was gettin head and blast in her mouth. Next thing you know she spits it all over me and socks me in the face. It looked like a fuckin reverse strawberry shortcake. I am going to kill that bitch.
by Tronixx August 23, 2007
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strawberry celebration

A sexual act in which a man has intercourse with a woman while on her menstrual cycle. Before ejaculation the man withdraws his penis, draws a parring knife, and proceeds to hack at the base of his penis until the member is detached. The man then raises fore-mentioned member to his oral cavity and blows through the urethra, releasing a shower of both his blood and his partners menstrual blood like confetti. He then takes the hollowed shaft and dices it into small cube shape pieces. Once diced the woman's left breast is filleted from the body and also hollowed. The penis cubes are then gently placed inside the hollow breast which is promptly sewn into a pouch. The menstrual blood is then used to paint festive decorations onto the pouch, which is then express mailed to small Mexican children to be used as a pinata.
Man#1: How was your date last night?

Man#2: Rather festive but I am experiencing a slight pain in my neither regions.

Man#1: Why's that, cheif?

Man#2: I had my first strawberry celebration.

Brad: Story of my life! Zing!
by Jimatt Walhofer July 1, 2008
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