Starkers

British slang meaning to be incredibly intoxicated or high.

"I smoked too much man, I am fucking starkers right now."

by CaptainBritish December 16, 2014

Strategically Placed Cows

These are cows(as in the animal we eat)that have been placed by cattle ranchers strategically on large ranchlands to fertilize their fields. Also known as SPC's.

Look at all the Strategically Placed Cows, they're really doing a great job of fertilizing large expanses of Albertan prairie.

by astoriastory March 10, 2007

stakeout takeout

The food you get to eat in the car while you stakeout your ex's house.

Luke likes to load up on stakeout takeout Whoppers before parking outside his ex's building.

by Ima Ruvzmachine December 22, 2008

Strategic Churpse

When you chat up or 'churpse' a girl you don't actually like to make someone you really fancy jealous

"Does Matt like that girl he's with?"

"Naa man, it's a strategic churpse"

by BBB23 April 29, 2010

ham steaked

Ham steaked is when your at a restaurant and your parent or relative (usually female) takes plastic wrap from their purse/bag and wraps it up, and takes it home for later.

Verb: To ham steak, ham steaked
Example: "I ham steaked some fruit at lunch when i was done from the buffet."
"Hey, lets ham steak these frenchfries since we're full at the moment.'

Person1: Aww man my aunt ham steaked some chicken in front of everyone instead of asking for a to go box it was so awkward..
Person2: Oh my gosh i hate when that happends!

by Logitechwtf April 4, 2010

Strategically placed

AKA Camping, a person (or persons) strategically placing themselves in a place or for the most part a video game.

Ex1: "Dude I was Strategically placed in the house the other day Ashley came over!"

Ex2: Dude1: "OMFG these f*ckers are camping near A!"
Dude2: "No they aren't they are just strategically placing themselves in the game!....Noob."

by Quentin w. February 24, 2011

Strategic Littering

When someone drops their litter in a enemy's territory. Better when it is littered in an area they visit frequently (front of their house, their car, vicinity of their important possessions) because they will for sure have to pick it up.

Dude, i hate zach sooo much, i just strategically littered at his house. Fuck his gay ass garden.

or

If you found (insert type of garbage here) around your property then you're my enemy and you've been strategic littered! Biatch.

or

i like strategic littering my enemys, it pisses them off soo bad, and they dont know who the fuck it is!

by halo 2 cotton mastah February 25, 2009