It's still thanosing itself

When you forget that the word "dissolving" exists.

Charlotte: *puts an aspirin in a cup of water*
-20 secs later-
Shirley: 'Ey Charlotte, how is the aspirin 'doin?
Charlotte: *forgets the word "dissolving" exists* Shirley, it's still thanosing itself.
Shirley: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN

by Chardino August 5, 2019

We can still be friends

5 five words that are impossible to accomplish. Just a nice way of saying: “your clingy so we can still talk once a year”

Guy: “Hey this isn’t working, but we can still be friends”
Girl: “yeah that’d be great”
*guy to self: not gonna he friends*
*girl to self: friends? Seriously? How dumb does he think I am?*

by NapLover January 28, 2020

I really Do still respect Females!

As long as they keep their fucking mouths shut for more than an hour. And as long as they don't dare to bring up some past event that occured years ago. And as soon as they learn to think before they speak. And as long as they learn to accept that males are and always have been the ones who propelled the human race from the Stone Age to what it is today.

Other than that, the females ain't getting any respect from me.

by pigs are cool October 15, 2003

Standing Still Shoes

Sexy high-heeled shoes that are virtually impossible to walk in, but you buy them anyway because they are for
activities that don't require walking.

L: "I'd break my neck walking in those"
D: "So don't walk in them. Buy them for standing still shoes. Your boyfriend will like em!"

by standing still girl July 22, 2009

if 2 vegans fight is it still beef

yes but organic beef

if 2 vegans fight is it still beef because it is just organic.

by Pseudonym of LIFE January 4, 2018

Why Are We Still Here...Just to Suffer

What the people of Cuba think as America ignores their pleas not to do what Fidel Castro did to them.

Cuba: *Gets rekt by socialism*

Also Cuba: "Don't do it. Don't let Creepy Joe bring your country down to our level."

America: *Elects Creepy Joe*

Cuba: "Why are we still here...just to suffer....every night...."

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 13, 2021

Itchy still?

Itchy still is the new version of ‘itchy hands’. It describes someone who’s like to tapping, scratching his/her body parts. It is not because of you have a bad manner or you’ve influenced by the culture. It is because you have the Swine flue. The ‘Itchy still’ is the new version of ‘itchy hands’ which is another word for Swine flu.

‘Are you itchy still? You need to see a vet now’

by Itchy disease and keith my ass August 27, 2009