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soapy tit wank

lux or imperial leather work best-plenty of lather and then you add some cream
she lathered the leather then I creamed it off
by Steve t January 8, 2004
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Staple Gun

Right as you are about to cum while recieving a blowjob, pull the womans face away and poke her in the eyes and cum on her face at the same time.
Dude, last night this chick was giving me really good head but i just had to staple gun her, it was so fucking funny!!
by Ryan and Bryan, the artists... January 12, 2006
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stacy

1) a very sexy, black, mexican, asian who is what you call a REAL friend and is loving and caring. if you mess with any of her close friends she will kick your ass!

2) a VERY great dancer!
1) my best friend is stacy... so don't mess with me!

2) damn she dances good! she must be a stacy!
by Mike Hancok March 8, 2009
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staples

givin someone a quickie while telling your parents your goin to staples (just hope you're not &#$@-blocked)
Turkey Road not Home Depot. I'm goin to staples
by Larry the Unemployed Guy September 29, 2005
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soapy pokey bum wank

A crude Scottish expression for a sex act involving an individual (more commonly a male) either receiving a finger in their anus during foreplay or alternatively as an form of masturbation, with the crucial addition of bubbles. It is commonly referred to as simply a 'soapy pokey'
'Aye, got my first soapy pokey bum wank the other night.'

'Gies a soapy pokey!' (humorous)
by smokingrabbi October 16, 2009
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Stapping

The act of changing a friend and/or roomate's computer background to a picture of a wet Scott Stapp.
"Dude, I'm stapping Chris' computer once he leaves for class."
by Creed Sucks February 1, 2009
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staple

Used to hold two or more peices of paper together in a slightly more permanent way then a paperclip. Also used in surgery to hold a wound together.
"Will you pass the stapler so I can staple my papers together?"

"He split his head open good, we'll need to staple it back together."
by Kenny May 13, 2005
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