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two girls, one stanley cup

A sexual act in which two girls mimic the time honored tradition of the wining hockey team drinking champagne out of the Stanley Cup, by inverting a male participant with his legs spread wide, thus creating a cup out of his anal orifice from which they will then urinate into and then drink out of, sometimes with a straw.
"Those girls roll dirty, I heard they like to perform the two girls, one stanley cup"
by Barney Stenson October 30, 2013
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stanley steemer

When you shit on the carpet, and grind your partner's face into it.
You better clean up that dog shit before I give you a Stanley Steemer.
by Bradley3 October 29, 2004
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stapleton

someone of extreme intellectual ability, good figure, great personality, the name usually paired up with the first name emma or another name similar to it. Those who are blessed with the greatness of such a name, usually others would classify as immortal or invinsible
oahh bois look at that chick - she must be a stapleton, shes fucking amazing
or
is that jennifer hawkins ? or a stapleton??
by cleveland indians October 23, 2008
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Stanley Kubrick

To beat someone unconscious with a bust of a penis, and then proceed to sodomize them with a telescope.

It is essentially a sexual position - of course done consensually - that is a montage of Stanley Kubrick's movies.
Alex: Okay my droogies, now here was the lowdown...I met this fine yenta outside the Korova Milkbar, and I broke the fourth wall by Stanley Kubricking her.
by Cockdriller March 11, 2010
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Stanley

A happy little town in western North Dakota, home of the BlueJays and the World Famous Whirl-a-Whip! There's tons of nice people and almost every kid has at least a 3.5 gpa! This town is also home to the inventor of the diving board, Ray Rude! The oil boom did affect Stanley but mostly In a positive way! It's a beautiful town! You should visit sometime!
Stanley is such a great place to raise kids!
by CommonPrairieBitch January 26, 2017
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Stale

To be Stale is to be in a Zen like state, for instance whilst having a hangover where the body is feeling sick, and the mind is not willing to do anything, hence zoning out, and being stale.
Guy 1 : Dude I’m staler than a stale cake on stale cake Wednesday
Guy 2: Dude that is stale
by Stoner422 January 8, 2009
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Stanley Steamer

Taking a large dump on the chest of another during some type of sex act. Usually, performed as a ritual to celebrate the miracles of poop.
"Danny dont give me a stanley steamer tonight I want to be able to go out without having to take a shower. Plus, its not Poopmas!" - Jane W.
by John Trian July 27, 2006
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