Squeef

Noun

1. While a queef is usually involuntary, a "squeef" occurs when a woman has mastered the art of queefing and can squeeze one out at will.

2. A voluntary queef.

"Whenever Joanne is around another woman she doesn't like, she stands next to them and squeefs."

by billebllunt December 8, 2013

squee

The sound made by robots when beaten to death in the comic book series "Magnus, Robot Fighter".

The 'bot's failing circuitry produced a piercing "SQUEEeeee...." when Magnus dealt it a crushing blow.

by Otaku Kirk August 1, 2009

Squee

A boy/girl who incites a high pitched and excited squeal and an uncontrollable desire to squeeze and hug the other person. Usually used as a term of endearment as a way of avoiding cliches like honey, baby and muffin. 'Squee's' are often loveable, fond of strange dancing, easily excitable and can sometime have features like a monkey.

Oh Squee! who's a good boy?! I just want to squeeze your face off.

I was talking to Squee the other day and for an instant thought he had a ridiculous monkey face.

by Leopard86 October 26, 2010

Squeef

Squeef - Sum of squeak + queef; transitively synonymous of "queak." A squeaky higher pitched effervescent queef of a frothy mixure of lube and vastly oppressed air pressure escaping from vagina or anus with a Doppler affect growing louder reaching its peak then winding down to a still as fluid and fizz subdue.

Squeef used as a verb - Cytheria is so virgin-tight, she will squeef after pumping her full of air with all the imperative lube to penetrate her.

Squeef used as a noun - Conservative Republican politicians squeef as they filibuster factual information.

by Stoopidbiznotches January 6, 2016

Squeeeeeeeeeeee

A noise a fangirl makes when a fiction romantic relationship takes a step forward or they make an otp or ship somebody.

Ah they kissed. Squeeeeeeeeeeee

by faith,hope,love October 4, 2017

squeef

for a female or post-op transsexual to harbor a pocket of air in the vaginal canal and release said air while simultaneously sneezing. the force of opposing pressures may cause all said air to expel.

Susans allergies were flaring up whilst switching from doggy to missionary causing her to squeef.

by boogie666 August 29, 2018

Squeeing

Having to go to the bathroom in the most urgent way but can't because there are no public washrooms for miles around. So you find a secluded spot to try and go pee in effort to relieve the pressure but at the same time you squeeze your butt cheeks so you don't crap your pants.

"John said he almost messed himself the other day while squeeing in the bushes by the park."

by Polarbare952 July 25, 2017