sports writer

noun

1 : one who is not a very good writer

2 : an oxymoron

sports writer : First of all let me say to begin with that Jamal Reynolds is in my own personal opinion a draft bust.

regular writer : In my personal opinion drafting Jamal Reynolds was a bad decision for the Green Bay Packers.

by Dirk The Daring December 6, 2010

egay sports

Egay sports Its in the gay

I don't even know anything just a random thing i saw just egay sports breh

by Oleeeeeeee June 1, 2022

extreme sport

Masturbating without the doors locked when your whole family is home

Extreme sport ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by ur mom double gay May 9, 2018

sporting palace

According to the Hostage episode of Gunsmoke and to a historical marker in Hays City Kansas, this is an old time term for a brothel.

Looking at Miss Kitty, her kidnapper says, It ain’t no surprise to find Matt Dillon’s woman in a sporting palace.

by John Dohh February 28, 2023

Sport Coat

A Guy a woman is dating, may even be a side dude, who she sees no future or long term goals with. However, she still does some of the things as if in a relationship without the domesticated parts e.g. sleeps with, hang out, and shopping trips to name a few .

I think I may call my sport coat to get me out the house tonight!

by She’s On To Something! November 5, 2022

Sports Muff

The nether-regions of a female after a sporting event.

I got a good taste of Melissa’s sports muff last night after her soccer practice.

by Rook34 November 8, 2023

underground sport

An underground sport is one that is too risky for the general public. Players establish a sense of community with each other through dangerous acts and it is considered separate from the community of their city or town. So basically, only badasses can play them.

Skateboarding is an underground sport because players share a sense of thrill and danger with each other.

Street hockey is an underground sport.

Hacky-Sack is not an underground sport.

by Falken801 November 13, 2013