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Splooge Sack 

A small purse sized bag, often made of canvas or cotton, used to collect cum for later use. Typically kept refrigerated in an effort to maintain the freshness and quality of the sack batter within the bag.
Josh: Bro my splooge sack ripped while I was stroking the salmon into it and now there’s cum all over my floor!
Mike: Oh that’s ransid bro, that’s why I always double bag my splooge sacks so that my koom remains safe and spill free.
Splooge Sack by ThiccMole.ad773 September 19, 2021
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"Yo, I totally splooged that melon, dude."
splooge by Poojsplooge October 28, 2021
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White, gooey fluid that is ejected from the penis.
Her: ayo, wanna fornicate?
Him: Sorry, no. I just splooged 5 minutes ago, I can’t. :(“
Splooge by Abyss_VIII November 4, 2021

Splornge 

The color you turn after to much spray tan
Donald Trump is way to splornge to be on TV
Splornge by $haggy March 8, 2022
Another vulgar term associated with semen, similar to that of, cum, baby batter, love juice, etc. It is commonly used by simple minded sex bots with no other way of explaining what is happening.
"Oh baby, I'm gonna- gonna- splooge in your pussy!"
Splooge by Bum-tickler March 14, 2022
a sound effect that mason makes
masons employer: " sir it says here on your resume you can make the splooge noise? can you elaborate?"
mason:*splooge*
splooge by b2finness July 6, 2022
Jimmy splooged all over his wife. He must’ve really needed to bust his nut
Splooge by Sullivan6661 July 17, 2022