Jurassic slapass

An old and senile person. Someone who acts like an old person.

"Grandma can be a complete Jurassic slapass sometimes."

by Omni November 13, 2003

Smith Slap

The Smith Slap is similar to the Bitch Slap. It is administered by one Alpha Male to a Beta male - typically in order to protect the honor of a female companion.

Occasionally at the Oscars in front of a global TV audience of over 14 million on Chris Rock’s face.

Wow. Will Smith just meted out a helluva Smith Slap on Chris Rock’s face. What a strong man.

by Sina22 March 28, 2022

Bitch Boy Slap Fight

A slap fight between two painfully pasty and white, lanky, bitch boys. Usually started after a bitch boy loses in a game or gets mad to or with another bitch boy.

Unfunny Comedian got into a bitch boy slap fight with the Drunken peasants and lost!

by Jon the Savage May 29, 2016

Shaurya Slap

When you are bangin a dime honey bitty from behind and you furiously strike her in the BASE OF THE SPINE. This causes her whole body to lock up into a massive seizure, and thus tightens whatever hole the man is profusely penetrating. Similar to the donkey punch, but even more twisted.

Shaurya: Yo I just put an air freshener in my sheets.
Me: Why would you do that?
Shaurya: So my bed smells good when I Shaurya Slap a ho tonight!

by Reaganomics February 27, 2008

pecker slap

The act of slapping someone with ones own pecker.

also see: Dick Whack, ding-a-ling popper, or Penis Sling

dude, some guy just came and hit me with his penis and went PECKER SLAP and ran off.

by J-$ December 28, 2005

Slap Chop

A food-chopping device that allows you to stop having a boring tuna.

Slap Chop infomercial: "You're gonna love my nuts."

by BWallenstein May 19, 2009

bitch slap upside the head

definite attitude adjustment for one who is acting like a bitch.

Gosh!, Alex is whining about nothing he needs a bitch slap upside the head.

by wetbackoftattoo September 5, 2006