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The only correct way to freshen up a manly body, is with the manliest scent that ever graced the earth, and that manly scent which raises the sun in the morning, is Old Spice.

God was the first person to begin wearing Old Spice, and look at where he is now. Old Spice comes in many scents, each one is a manly blast of manliness, but in different forms. Some may allow you to rule the world with your right hand and eat the Sandwhich of Victory with the other. Others may make you irresistible to women of the highest caliber.
"I use Old Spice products to keep my self smelling like a MAN so right after I devour my Mid-flight STEAK I can jump from a plane and do a perfect BARREL ROLL into my office, then have ROUGH MANLY SEX WITH ANY WOMAN IN SIGHT and still smell like a GOOD SMELLING MAN." - Saxton Hale
Old Spice by A. Real Man April 15, 2010
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Tommy wore old spice and had a threesome
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Related Words

Trail Spice 

When you drop your food on the ground. Any thing the food picks up from the ground is known as trail spice.
While camping Yung Cully dropped his no-name wiener on the ground and it was covered in trail spice. "nothing better than no-names and trail spice!"
Trail Spice by OHFUCKINGSHITDICKS August 14, 2010

Python spice latte 

A sex move. When your girlfriend is a basic white girl and she asks for a pumkin spice latte but you want sex. So you give her a python spice latte (your Python is your penis).
Girlfriend: Babe can I go get a pumpkin spice latte?
Boyfriend: Nope. But you can take off those yoga pants and get this PYTHON SPICE LATTE!

pubic spice 

when you fail to shower in days and you scratch your nuts, sniff your fingers, that god awful horrid smell; THAT is pubic spice
jesus! my fingers! they smell like pubic spice

sugar and spice 

all the goodness; a meaning
Without sugar and spice, nothing is right.
sugar and spice by JASUPA January 11, 2008

universal spice rack 

a sexual act, in which several men of different races ejaculate on one woman's bare breasts.
Used in sentence: Hey Chad! So, guess what? Me, Jorge, Antwaan, Mohammed, and Chung gave this super hot chick a universal spice rack last night. It was awesome.