spranking

To Anally insert a vegetable

You might end up spranking a nice brummie girl with a leek!

by TheNameless April 20, 2004

Swanking

Were a man is masterbating in a ferocious pattern of rageously jagging his penis about.

Nick: Hey Sam what do you call it where you masterbate angrily and pull your penis in all diffrent directions?
Sam: Swanking.. Nick... Swanking..

by Mark Jackson. January 17, 2009

swanking

A mix of wanking off and spanking your mokney or act of masturbating.

Bily was sqanking in the bathroom

by SpankytheMeat May 13, 2005

skanking

A form of hardcore dancing, much like moshing but with no physical contact.

Skanking, ground punching and windmill kicks

by Snackerr May 26, 2006

Spanging

To smack that troll-faced moron from The Ting Tings in the face with a spade.

"I was spanging her for a while until my arms got tired, and now they're both going under my new patio" - twentynine

by twentynine June 29, 2008

spankin'?

what's up?(only works on the telephone)

hello?hello?Spankin'?!nothin' holmes!Spankin' wit you?

by kidd December 9, 2004

Spaking English

When you say to your friends your not spaking English when your the one that is not

1: Elise your not spaking English

by SHERKED March 10, 2017