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socialpolitics

Politics that invole your friends or their friends.Can be used to kick you out of a group.
Socialpolitics SUCK!
Angie is such a Socailpoltician!
by fanpirebitch May 12, 2011
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Social Jellyfish

Mentioned in The Bridget Jones Diaries

A term used to describe a man or woman who engages in conversations with people just to give them social stings 1.
1 Hey Daniel. I met your wife today at lunchtime with Seb from Personnel. They were very intimate but you probably dont need to know about that. (The act of being a social jellyfish)
by Echoinghell November 14, 2011
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Soccer Piss

The act of kneeling down with one leg out and planted in the ground (in proposal like stance) and pissing discreetly. Appearing as if you are posing for a picture with your soccer buddies, yet pissing.
Girlfriend: My boyfriend is a thinker, see him posing over there just like the sculpture.

Guy buddy: He's actually taking a soccer piss. Look it up.
by Catdragon2000 December 31, 2011
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sock pooing

When someone is to scared or embarrassed to use a toilet in someone's house, they pull off a sock and do it in there, then throw in out of the window
I caught Ronnie sock pooing in my house, I got so angry I made him eat it, then me
by mitch00uk April 9, 2015
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Social Phobia

A social anxiety, prevents you from talking to people, meeting new people, or even do the simplest task as say hello to a somebody you don't know well.
Social Phobia Example
Student: *walks*
Teacher: Hello Student!

Student: *tries to say something, but too ashamed, so ignores*
Teacher: That was rude...
by JonnDoe June 9, 2018
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Socionics

Cousins with MBTI, however, they do not want to associate with one another. Probably a pseudoscience.

Socionics claims there to be 8 information elements (IMEs) and 16 types. These 16 types of information metabolism(TIMs) interact with one another in 16 ways.

Each TIM possesses all 8 IMEs, in different slots in their cognition. They value certain IMEs above others, and they are stronger in certain IMEs than others.

These 16 types are also divided into 4 quadra of 4, each sharing the same valued IMEs. Those who share a quadra are where long term relations are most likely to flourish. They are the Alpha, Beta, Gamma and Delta Quadra.

Warning: Socionics is rather complex. Please do not try at home. Unless you want to. Then maybe you can.
IEE: Hey guys guys guys I found this socionics thingy
ILE: I know that! You going to run off in search of your SLI boyfriend now?
IEE: Hey! Not funny!
by typologer September 6, 2020
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social friction

the inability to complete a task due to continuous talking with one or more people or the inability to arrive at a destination due to socially interacting with one or more people one runs into on the way.
"Sorry I'm late, I would've been here sooner but I ran into Aidan and, you know, social friction!"
by SADWHORE October 18, 2021
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