stocking stuffer

A guy who stuffs socks in his pants to give the illusion of large genitals.

Wilma: "Wow! Look at the package on that guy."

Wanda: "Don't bother with him. He's a stocking stuffer with a little prick."

by Bosco-dude December 20, 2009

Suffering Bastard

A beverage made popular by the Trader Vic's establishments. Served in a Tiki Mug depicting a Moai(Easter Island Statue - pronounced 'mo-eye') holding his head as though he's got a killer headache(thus-suffering). The classic Suffering Bastard contains 1 part gin, 1 part rum, 1/2 part lime juice, dash of bitters, 1 part ginger ale, served over ice.

Barkeep, I'll have a Suffering Bastard!

by Shani T. October 3, 2005

gerbil stuffer

one who stuffs gerbils into their anus for sexual gratification

Sig stuffs gerbils in his ass because the little claws feel good to his rectum wall.

by kim November 17, 2006

whiffle sniffer

a person who smells their own dirty underwear after they make a splotch

Oy, he's smelling his skivvies! What a whiffle sniffer!

by Levi Benson January 20, 2005

Quiffer Sniffer

During some hot sex, the chick might let out a pussy fart. The guy then immediately goes down and sniffs it up.

Ted: "Yo I was fuckin my girl last night when i think she farted out of her pussy. So I smelt down there to see. Yeah she did."

Jay: "Dude...you're a quiffer sniffer...terrible"

by Xander88 October 17, 2008

stuffers

1)junk food; snacks. (e.g.: pretzels, cheesy poofs, chips, popcorn, etc.) Usage note: never used to describe beverages.

2)any food which can be rapidly or obsessively consumed.

3)Any food product with no nutritional value whatsoever.

see: munchies, styrofoam

1) You bring the smokes, I'll bring the stuffers.

2) "Whoa. You'd better lay off the stuffers! You've already been through 3 pounds of those pistachios."

3) I'm bringing a vegetable platter to the party, not stuffers. Someone's got to be health conscious.

by Izhmo Goetz March 16, 2004

dot sniffer

one who crawls or sucks up to another. or person with arse sniffing fetish

I always knew Marc was a dot sniffer.
Look at that dot sniffer in action, he has no shame.

by jamesbrown April 21, 2003