dookie smoochie

When your girl taking one of them next-morning-taco-bell-and-cheap-margarita shits and you bend her over and start poundin her puss and when her muddy dookie stained booty smacks your stomach area it looks like one of those kiss marks made with red lipstick but it dookie

Brad: Dang Chad I didn't know you guys went out for taco bell and margaritas last night
Chad: oh how did you know? Was it the dookie smoochie on my stomach?

by darthdoodoo May 26, 2023

Innocent as a smoothie

I am like pure fruits with the truth,no additives no preservatives . Not guilty

Some one is accusing of doing something wrong, you say I am innocent as a smoothie

by bhman February 14, 2012

Booty cheese smoothie

A booty cheese smoothie is when ones booty cheese is so thin when you’re eating it it seems like you’re eating/ drinking a smoothie. The taste is DELECTABLE!! It is so good and is arguably one of the best kinds/ textures of booty cheese. Someone can accidentally have this kind of booty cheese, or it can happen on accident. This can happen when you eat too much booty cheese at once, eat too much ice cream, have too much sex, not enough sex, or you eat too many cat dookies( although I wish it would be unlimited cat dookie eating because sometimes coming out the booty cheese smoothie stings really bad like when you eat hot Cheetos and your poop comes out burning and red.) anyways enjoy booty cheese smoothies on sundays!!!

Today I had the best booty cheese smoothie!! It was immaculate.

by Itswidebootywhitejessica June 4, 2020

german sausage smoothie

When a bunch of german guys ejaculate into a blender and then a female must drink from it.

person: what were you guys and Jennifer doing last night?
guy: we were doing the old german sausage smoothie

by Verminssupreme2024 November 21, 2020

Cherry breakfast smoothie

When you wake up and your girl’s period pussy is riding your face and drips blood all in your mouth.

I woke up to the taste of blood in my mouth than I looked up and there my girl was with her cherry breakfast smoothie in my mouth.

by Southernjaggoff December 12, 2020

Cookies and cream smoothie

When you're getting pegged by a girl but you shit and cum at the same time.

Bro me and Jessica had a crazy night yesterday. We even had a cookies and cream smoothie.

by S.A alpha January 2, 2021

Sour patch smoothie

When your eating out a girl and she pisses in your mouth and you collect some of it in your mouth and try to spit it back into her vagina

She gave me a Sour patch smoothie last night i Don't think I'll see her again

by I hate avrin February 17, 2022