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Hop on Google Slides

A term used by obese fat little children who want to do some sort of school project, but procrastinated to the last minute. The little kids usually forget that they exist and usually hop on google slides. They show some sort of Schizophrenia symptoms, and tend to have rough gay sex with their monitors.
William: "Hey Tarquinius, want to hop on google slides?"
Tarquinius: "Yeah sure, give me a minute."
William: "Wait - I forgot to tell you, I don't exist. Don't take your meds."
by Ulty May 3, 2022
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slidar

In the Norwegian town of Sandnes, slidar is a word used to describe a noob.

Literally (with some dialect) means one who struggles.
Thorvald: "Ole e ein jævlige slidar"
Ryan: "Ja, men ikkje så mye som Joachim"
by krigaren June 29, 2011
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Wookie Slider

This is when a woman swallows a man's load, except with a few of his pubic hairs to boot. When the load "slides" down the hatch, the pubic hair will tickle her throat. She then will make a gurgling noice that will resemble a sound that Chewbacca would make. Thus making it a Wookie Slider.
"After the wedding reception, I have every intention on giving my new bride the hairiest Wookie Slider this side of the Mississippi River!"
by Slade Knightly January 11, 2008
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bIG mUDDY sLIDE!

When a girl is wet and the guy slips into the butthole...accidentally! Owwww...This is called the biG mUDDY sLIDE!
I had a guy accidentally slip into my butthole and I HATED it!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is called the bIG mUDDY sLIDE!
by GIRL IN MT June 25, 2007
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Tony Hawk slider

When you take a poop that makes streaks on the sides of the bowl.
"Oh god man, you left a tony hawk slider in my toilet."
by Liamjen October 18, 2009
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Piano Slide

(v.)to slide ones penis across another person's teeth(provided they have teeth). The teeth represent the keys of a piano.
I tuned Scott's mother's piano with a vicious piano slide(with my dick);)
by keo90 February 11, 2009
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Pop A Slide

A modern version of "Take this job and shove it!!". A perpetrater gets utterly fed up with his or her job and quits in a spectacular style.
Flight attendant Steve: These passengers are barbaric, I can't take it anymore!

Flight attendant Sarah: What are you going to do?

Flight attendant Steve: I'm outta here. I'm going to grab two beers, POP A SLIDE, and run off across the taxiway.

Flight attendant Sarah: Nice.
by Duderston August 12, 2010
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