kicking the shoe home

to close down the pub and stumble home in an exhausted and inebriated state.

"awhu, Rory. We'll be kicking the shoe home tonight."

by bjs June 27, 2006

Shoe Wedgie

When you grab the bottom of the shoelace and pull on it so the entire shoe tightens up. Causing an inconvienence to the victim.

Julia had to take off her shoe and fix her laces because her sister gave her a shoe wedgie.

by The Lemon Hunter July 26, 2005

shoe-head

Someone who is in love with shoes. Whether it's heels, boots, or kicks, etc. 2. Experiencing a rush or sensation at the sight of a new pair of shoes. 3. Feeling obligated to buy a certain pair of shoes.

At the sight of a pair of shoes, your heart skips a beat or your day brightens up, you are a shoe-head.

You buy a new pair of shoes and your bills are due the next day, you're a shoe-head.

by Heather Beeman March 5, 2008

Shoe Whore

One who owns an excessive number of shoes or has trouble getting rid of old shoes.

I counted 12 pairs of shoes in Juan's room. What a shoe whore.

by Vanilla Chunky October 9, 2009

Joe Shmoe

n. an average, veryingly grungy, male american.

"I'm not letting any old Joe Shmoe into my house."

by Axelatar January 16, 2008

shoebie

someone that ruins surfing for everyone by coming to the beach, trashing the shore, and taking up the waves.

any tourist

by OgirlO July 22, 2003

suwannee two-shoe

The act of urination while standing with feet planted on two parallel canoes floating down a river

"These blue yummies are properly filtered and ready for release... time for the suwannee two-shoe!"

"Hey Srgt. pull over to shore, i need to pee"
... "that would be far to inneficient, its time for you to pull a little suwannee two-shoe"

by TeamHonkey March 15, 2008