the act of slapping ones girlfirend or lover to wake them up and then blowing your load in their face.
derrick thought it would be funny if he woke his girlfriend up with a shotgun surprise, but the joke was on him because now he's single
by shocktrooper December 9, 2010
Get the shotgun surprise mug.when the guy is smoking weed, he shotguns the girl, she immediately returns to sucking his dick and exhaling a few seconds after. Repeat.
"Dude, I got a shotgun blowjob last night from my girl. She said my dick smelled like weed afterward. "
by HisPotPrincess February 10, 2014
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by ParkerMation September 26, 2017
Get the shotgun wang mug.For no apparent reason, an unexpected group of friends show up at your house and spend an extended visit with you. They usually show up thirsty and hungry, therefore, you are expected to share your dinner with them. After several hours of disrupting your evening they leave feeling energized while you are left overwhelmed with exhaustion.
While serving dinner I had a shotgun party last night. some drunk family members show up with low blood sugar, needing to eat with you requesting really fucked up shit like asking you to change their breaks then other people show up hungry and thirsty and before you know it your hole house is filled with ducking bat shit crazy people, you get hauled of to local crazy ward.
by Mung ho February 6, 2018
Get the Shotgun party mug.When you take a dump in the bathroom and need to fart in the middle of it, end up farting and spraying shit all inside the toilet bowl. It hurts but at the same time has the satisfaction of shooting a shotgun.
by PumpkinSnickers April 6, 2019
Get the Shotgunned mug.Shotgun love is when you love a wide amount of things. Instead of a single shot and loving one thing and being one track minded its like loving an assortment of things. SHOTGUN LOVERS however have two definitions. Number 1 is to be in an open relationship. Loving an assortment of people. Number 2 is love that is so gorgeous and stunning it scatters and spreads like a shotgun shot, from person to person like an infection almost.
1: They're shotgun lovers constantly on the look for their next mark.
2: They are shotgun lovers and sooner or later their love will hit you too.
2: They are shotgun lovers and sooner or later their love will hit you too.
by OEnglishOne September 15, 2019
Get the Shotgun lovers mug.Someone who isn't qualified to make life or death decisions, but is still entrusted with the power to do so.
Plural: "monkeys-with-shotguns"
Plural: "monkeys-with-shotguns"
If humans gave up our willingness to speak with one-another, we'd be no better than monkeys-with-shotguns.
The incompetent judge who sentenced that infant to life in prison was such a monkey-with-a-shotgun
The incompetent judge who sentenced that infant to life in prison was such a monkey-with-a-shotgun
by IAmPseudonyMeRoar!!! December 11, 2018
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