slammer shield

when you text the name of your state police agency to your phone to prevent them from apprehending you

The slammer shield kept the historical American’s friends out of prison during their illegitimate times.

by Coop Dupe December 08, 2019

butthole shielding

When you squeeze your asscheeks together to protect your butthole. A person who executes this act is likely doing it for one of two reasons:

1) To hold in a turd when you really have to take a shit
2) Protect yourself from butt rape

Person 1: Why is Carly walking so funny? I bet she had anal for the first time last night and her asshole hurts! WHORE!
Person 2: It looks like she is actually butthole shielding. I bet she has diarrhea.

by laserboy November 06, 2015

Troll Shielding

When you attempt to join an organization or group with the intent of preventing yourself from being fucked with and or avoid criticism.

Frank: Did you know that Stan is gay?
John: Stan is only pretending to be gay for the purposes of troll shielding.

by AnthonyCumia June 17, 2024

Rooster Shielding

Another way to say "Cock Blocking" while around small children.

'Dude, last night at the club your brother was rooster shielding all night!'

by benso411 August 01, 2013

Shield Face

A face that is shaped like a 14th century knight's shield.

I decided not to take her home after meeting her at a bar because she had a massive shield face.

by Datamutt June 28, 2021

Seiyuu shield

Utilizing The cast (voice actors) of a franchise to deal with the hatred said franchise is getting. Making the cast get the hate instead of the people who deserve it / the people caused the hate to happen..

The 9/18 Imas incident is said to be a seiyuu shield

by Yuma uchidas left hand February 15, 2025

Meat Shield

A condom

I gotta hookup with Stacy tonight and need to pick up some meat shields

by Bud-Wiser2000 May 06, 2023