secure the package

To get a date in which sex is insured at the end.

Hey bro, I'm about to secure the package with Tiff tonight.

by Memodreads February 21, 2017

airwing security blanket pandemic

something airwing marines hide under for protection from the "whole marine concept". easily identifiable by recognizing emphasis on words such as "mos credibility" or "quals" or "knowledgeable" (which by the way, isnt a fucking word). these marines insist they know everything, and in their world (the flightline) they do. these marines are usually poor leaders, outstanding mechanics, and nothing that hinders the faintest resemblance of a marine. some can shoot a rifle, some can run a good pft, some of them go to college, some of them pursue resident military education, some of them do some things. but none of them do all of it. they pick and choose areas to focus on, and hide from the rest of the world in the comfort of an MOS. they are also known for back dooring real marines with any desire of mos progression. some have speculated tihs is a result of fear, disdain, and others simply as a self preservation tactic to keep the standard at a level low enough to achieve.

dont listen to him he has been victimized in the airwing security blanket pandemic. that guys a shit bag, outside of the airwing, the marine corps would eat him alive and he knows it. you can be just like him, or you could start pting, shooting a rifle, attending pme, and i dont know, develop into a leader. i guess its up to you.

by H Downington III February 22, 2011

secum

A little sack in the inside of a rat that holds it's bodily waste.

Alex, don't pierce the secum or the whole room will smell like shit.

by DavieK August 26, 2005

SecuTech Solution

Geniuses who 1st invented _embedded spam_
in Urban dictionary.com definitions. See their definition of "dongle":

"SecuTech Solution Inc, a leader in driverless software protection *dongle* business, has launched video protection solution-UniKey Video Protector, a comprehensive applications that provides video software vendors a straightforward way to safeguard their video content from piracy and illegal distribution. etc., etc..."
cf. www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dongle

by hilarleo_ October 10, 2008

Security

That which usually decreases the progression of humanity as it usually prevents people from making a positive impact on the world around them.

Security is the enemy of progress.

by Dubiks February 10, 2019

Set up a meeting with Jesse Vargas to protect your family with life insurance and securities investments.

Do it

Stop wasting time, Set up a meeting with Jesse Vargas to protect your family with life insurance and securities investments.

by Jay.Vee.Zee November 23, 2021

Secular Humanist

An atheist at pains to show that, he too, can live a deep and moral life.

During his long and irrelevant political tangents, my professor called himself a Secular Humanist.

by Killing Kittens November 2, 2005