Scatastrophe

A chain reaction, series of events, or for when shit hits the fan that either ended in, or will end in a catastrophe.

A 'Final Destination' event where the most unlikely things occur all at once.

What an absolute scatastrophe!

Dude, Lauren's freaking out, she has to be at work in 10 minutes or she's going to lose her job. Apparently someone stole her car last night, the police just found it wrecked in a ditch about 50 miles away from her house the windshield blown out, the stereo gone and they're fairly sure the driver side axle is busted. It was still in gear when they got there and it smells like they burnt the clutch out and the engine sounds like it may have knocked a rod.

by that dude with the hair February 17, 2021

Scatter Shower

An abundance of gun fire sent towards the opposition.

“I can put it on yo head and send a scatter shower”

by Rocklin 2011 January 30, 2021

Scatty wompas

When a person, place, or situation get unnecessarily wild.

Man, your mom gets right scatty wompas when she gets on the liquor.

by Jabroni37 February 5, 2021

scattin man

Skibidaboopedybiddlybodapydop

IM THE SCATTIN MAN

Hey have you heard of the scattin man?

No who's the scattin man?

A man who scats

by The scattin man March 23, 2021

Scatterbrainia

Generally effected by short term loss of memory, general lack of focus, and multi dimensional thought distraction. This mild neuropathy is similar in nature to lack-of-focusitis, thoughtmeanderia, and mindgeletinia.

The young man lost track of his wallet due to an unrelenting case of scatterbrainia

by Harm_onix May 31, 2021

Scatafrapp

When you do scatafrapp

That dude Is great at doing the swedish scatafrapp

by Quel coglione la giù July 1, 2021

scattered cracker

Depicting a newborn with the innate hatred of being swaddled.

Justin was such a scattered cracker when he was a baby

by soos September 18, 2021